POLITICS JULY 20, 2011
A camera-mobbed Rupert Murdoch walked into yesterday morning’s hearing a Bond villain, an evil overlord, an all-seeing eye. He walked out of it a pied, deflated, piteous figurehead, with the committee apologizing to him, comforting him, and praising his “guts and leadership.” The Murdochs’ theme wasn’t denial, nor was it really apology. It was innocence through ignorance, victory through stupidity. While Rupert languished, his son James dodged. With a battery of corporate jargon and “not to my knowledge” shrugs, James claimed his rightful place as the slippery, scheming heir to an out-of-control empire—one his father clearly does not know well enough to rule. News Corp shares have gone up 5.25 percent since the start of the hearing. In short, the Murdochs won.
The morning did not begin well. The horseshoe of ministers sat in a back-room framed by a Rothko-esque painting, while protestors waved signs branding Rupert a “NEWS CRIMINAL.” The Murdochs took their seats in matching outfits and Chairman John Whittingale cuttingly thanked the pair for “making yourselves available” (they had previously stated they didn’t have the time). James could barely get his first answer out before his father interrupted: “This is the most humble day of my life.” A flustered James continued. His accent was noticeably out-of-place—twangingly American, a remnant of youth spent at Horace Mann and Harvard. Of his subordinates, he said, “I don’t have direct knowledge of what they knew and at what time.”
But James turned ignorance into art. He ducked and weaved in front of his father to counter questions, flinging back meaningless details and incomprehensible buzzwords: “Outside legal advice had been given with respect to the quantum of damages respected.” “There are thresholds of materiality whereby things have to move upstream.” The word “hacking” became “illegal voicemail interceptions.” Hush money became “settlements for illegal activity.” Pressed for yes-or-no answers, James gave neither.
Finally, when ordered to let Rupert respond, James quivered during his father’s lengthy, confused pauses. A laconic Rupert didn’t know that Rebekah Brooks had admitted to paying off police in 2003. He wasn’t sure if anyone had told him about the conviction of reporter Clive Goodman. He had never heard of the reporter Neville Thurlbeck, who broke NotW’s biggest story of 2008 and was later successfully sued for blackmail. When did he first meet Alex Marunchak, the NotW executive who obtained hacked emails and a 25-year employee of Murdoch’s? “What? Who?” Rupert even tripped up while ambling to his son’s defense. “Back then,” when the hacking revelations had first come to light, “my son had only been with the company for a few weeks.” “Well,” interjected James, “it was actually a few months.”
Labour MP Tom Watson, the dogged man of the hour, stormed on. Was Rupert aware of the emails reviewed by Lord McDonald, showing evidence of felonies and breaches of national security? “Let me address these,” pleaded James. “No,” Watson said. Rupert’s brow remained furrowed, his eyes on the table. A solicitous James tried again: “Perhaps it would be helpful if I could answer these questions.” Watson would have none of it. “Your father is responsible for corporate governance at your company,” he snapped back, before stating what most in the room were already thinking: “It is revealing what your father does not know.” The air of invincibility had long since fallen. The Murdoch bravado and swagger was a distant memory: It was all grimaces and awkward pauses. James had to tell Rupert to stop gesticulating in his confusion. Wendi Murdoch pouted and fidgeted in the background.
Rupert told the committee he “very seldom” speaks to his British editors. “I spend the most time with the editor of the Wall Street Journal,” he said, before beginning to reiterate the Journal’s defense of News Corp, blaming his “competitors” for the fracas and saying he hadn’t fired anybody because “it was up to the police.” It was here that the show of ignorance began to look fishy. Rupert and the NotW editor supposedly had “monthly” chats, but it was unclear whether they were about “nothing special” or how many pages of the paper would be devoted to football. Then came the contradictions. “It is customary to make contributions to legal costs,” said James one moment, and the next, “I was very surprised to find the company had made certain contributions to legal costs.” Hackers like Glenn Mulcaire had their legal fees paid in exchange for their silence, and Rupert pledged to stop it. But “if we comment on anything now,” said Rupert, “it could result in guilty people.” Guilty people, or guilty Murdochs? “What the hell is going on?” said Rupert, describing Les Hinton’s message to NotW editor Colin Myler. A confused Murdoch quickly became an absurd Murdoch. He reminded the MPs of their expenses scandal. He said he “would love to see my sons and daughters follow” in his footsteps. He described his newspaper magnate father as “not rich,” and wished the press “would leave me alone.”
And then Murdoch got his wish. There are few, if any, public figures who have been so utterly rescued by a pie to the face. Suddenly, the demagogue had become the victim. As the news cameras panned away from the carnage, a blazing “right hook” from the 6-foot Wendi Murdoch turned into a slap heard round the world. Ironically enough, the protestor walked away with more foam on his face than Murdoch himself. Every network showed the slow motion replay: an old man, reminiscing about his father, interrupted by a yelling assailant.
If anything, it wos the pie wot wun it. As MP Mensch later tweeted, “Mr. Murdoch (and Mrs. Murdoch) came out of that w/ great credit.” One could now almost feel sorry for the enfeebled, know-nothing chairman. The world had the perfect visual metaphor for Rupert’s presumed lack of leadership, his failure of command. The pie-faced mogul didn’t know anything. He gesticulated hollowly atop a besieged empire, a too-old figurehead with too much money, too much power, and too little grasp. The myth of Rupert the omniscient tyrant, the bogeyman, the man behind the curtain, has disappeared in a haze of foam, “whos,” and “whats.” Has he considering resigning? “No …. People I trusted let me down. It’s for them to pay,” he said. (Rebekah Brooks was soon to enter, bewildered and ashen from days in prison. It is clear who is soon to take the fall.) Then Murdoch added an incredible afterthought: “I’m the best person to clean this up.” For once, the assembled MPs let the comment slide.
Yesterday, with their “out-of-touch” defense, the Murdochs were either honestly stupid or stupidly dishonest. But from James’ performance and Rupert’s pieing, it seems clear that only the son has the skill and knowhow to do dumb well. James was the terrifying one—smart, nimble, rapacious, and potentially dangerous—while Murdoch gets to play the fool, far removed from a vast criminal conspiracy. Rupert ended the day looking weak and irrelevant. The evil legend has exited, leaving nothing more than a foamy, forgetful man.
Alex Klein is an intern at The New Republic.