I used to know a guy, at least I wish I did Who could stand on one finger for a minute flat. I never said he could dance at the same time. Did I? I never said I really knew him. But I saw him once at the Greatest Show Well... at that time... on Earth. Saw him true With these very eyes. We even got to counting down Or counting up depending on your numbers system Fifty one, fifty two, like that. And by the end, We were all cheering like raspberries were in season. I tried it once myself when I was in the Navy And full of beans.