TIMOTHY NOAH NOVEMBER 11, 2011
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From the newly-released Watergate grand jury testimony of former President Richard Nixon (June 23 and 24, 1975).
On big things and little things:
"One of the weaknesses I have, and it is a strength in another way, I am quite single-minded. Some people can play cards and listen to television and have a conversation at one time. I can't. I do one thing at a time, and in the office of the Presidency I did the big things and did them reasonably well and screwed up on the little things, partly because the staff didn't bring them to me." (Page 99.)
On the 18-minute gap in the Watergate tapes:
"If you are interested in my view as to what happened, it is very simple. It is that it was an accident. My view as far as [my secretary] Miss [Rose Mary] Woods' role it that I believe her totally, but I guess I would be expected to because she has been with me so long and she is deeply religious, but she doesn't wear it on her sleeve; she has it here in her heart, and she would never lie to me, and under these circumstances when she said that she didn't erase anything, that she didn't hear anything, she doesn't know what is on it, I believe her. I realize that is not evidence, but it is at least my opinion, but the other point that I make is that with regard to the others, anybody else, I don't know of anybody else, [chief of staff ] General [Al] Haig doesn't know of anybody else, [my lawyer, J. Fred] Buzhardt doesn't know of anybody else, and also the important thing is that the panel of experts could not really find a basic agreement as to how it occurred. They do, up to a point, but there are so many, from having cursorily, giving a cursory reading of the report, there are so many loopholes that they just aren't going to get caught on that. I don't know how it happened."
Nixon is then asked if he's saying the gap was caused by an accident that Woods had reported to him (which Woods said involved only four minutes).
"No, I am not saying that at all. I am saying that I think whatever occurred, and assuming that it was an erasure, which I think could be assumed based on the fact that the experts did find scraps of words--Miss Woods says she doesn't like the word erasure because she said she didn't hear anything, and of course I believe her. My point is as far as anything she did, it was an accident. As far as the balance of it, she could have done it all and it would have been accidental, some malfunction of the machine. She could have. She doesn't think so. She says it was only four and a half to five minutes. This is what she testified to, and that is what she told me personally. As far as some third person, another person getting to it and erasing it, I, first, I know of no such person, and, second, I know of no motive, particularly when you look at these notes [i.e., chief of staff H.R. Bob Haleman's notes of the meeting]. I mean I wish we could find it." (Pages 114-116.)
On auditing the income tax returns of Democratic National Chairman Larry O'Brien:
Q. So, if I understand, sir, when you discussed using "our powers," that was to use the powers in the White House to get the Internal Revenue Service to audit Mr. O'Brien, is that right?
A. You are putting words in my mouth there that I did not say. What I am saying is, and I am looking at these notes--I am refreshing my recollection about an event that occurred two years, three years ago, when I was engaged in activities that in my view were far more important than this type of activity, and from the notes and from my recollection and to the best of my recollection, I can only say that I was suggesting that in the campaign that we should be as effective in conducting our investigations as they had been effective in conducting their investigations.
Q. Now, sir, on this--
A. As you noted, it says, "Better they drop him now," whatever that means.
Q. I was just about to ask you, sir, you indicated that you don't recall that. Do you believe that that was a discussion about talking to the Democratic party or someone representing the Democratic party and urging that they drop him, meaning that they drop Mr. O'Brien?
[Dumb question. Of course there wasn't. There was a discussion about smearing O'Brien so the Democrats would have to drop him. Nixon moves in for the kill.]
A. You know, many times, Mr. Horowitz, people think that a president of the United States running for re-election, with a good chance to be re-elected, has a great deal of power, but even the suggestion that I or one of my representatives could have influence within the Democratic party to get them to drop their national chairman is so absurd that really I am not going to dignify it with a comment. (Pages 182-183.)
On being blackmailed by FBI chief J. Edgar Hoover:
"At no time did Mr. Hoover, directly or indirectly, ever threaten that, look unless you keep me on I am going to blow the whistle on you. At no time did he ever say, look, unless you keep me on, I am going to pull down the whole temple, including you. I considered Hoover to be a patriot. I don't question that I talked this way, but as far as what I believed is concerned, it is best indicated by what I did. I kept him on until he died, and delivered a rather good eulogy on his death, and so when we talk about his possibly using the fact that he had these tapes to blackmail, it was something that was brought to my attention. Mr. [John] Ehrlichman[, domestic policy advisor,] thought he might; Mr. [John] Mitchell[, Attorney General and later chairman of the Committee To Re-Elect the President,] apparently thought he might. Obviously [G.] Gordon Liddy, [White House "plumber,'] whom I didn't know--I don't believe I ever met him, as far as I can recall--thought he might, but as far as I was concerned, I had to weigh what my closest advisers thought. I still stuck with him, because with all of his weaknesses, even in his advanced age, I didn't know of a better man for the job." (Pages 261-262.)
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"One of the weaknesses I have, and it is a strength in another way, I am quite single-minded. Some people can play cards and listen to television and have a conversation at one time. I can't." Whoa! Multi-task? Can't do it. My son teases me about it; he being 15, he is anything but single-minded. I instruct my assistant to bring one thing to me at a time. "I did the big things and did them reasonably well and screwed up on the little things, partly because the staff didn't bring them to me." Shit, I'm Nixon! He's innocent!
- rayward
November 11, 2011 at 6:07pm
A close reading of the more salacious parts of the Starr Report reveals that America's great multitasking president was Bill Clinton.
- Timothy Noah
November 11, 2011 at 6:27pm
Rayward, are you telling us you are guilty? BTW, my father (whom I mostly detested) hated Richard Nixon with a passion, going back to Nixon's red-baiting smear campaign against Jerry Voorhis. (My father, while not a communist sympathizer, had grown up in the depression and was a fervent Stevenson Democrat.) He detested Eisenhower but loathed and feared Nixon. Their election filled him with fear and dread. My father did not live long enough to observe Watergate, but it would have filled him with more vengeful happiness than any other experience in his unhappy life.
- skahn
November 11, 2011 at 6:37pm
i wouldn't know Rayward. I'm on a treadmill, watching T.V. while I type this.
- Nusholtz
November 11, 2011 at 8:16pm
Seventeen years after his demise. RN is still entertaining us.
- liberalref
November 11, 2011 at 8:52pm
True, Liberalref (does your screen name mean "liberal refugee"?); one might say that Nixon has gone viral, kind of like Benedict Arnold. Shell, shell, shell, shell; I read and obey.
- skahn
November 12, 2011 at 8:09am
No, it is a shortened version of liberal reformer, which user name I used to post under, until TNR did some "upgrade" and forced me to change it.
- liberalref
November 12, 2011 at 9:40am
Liberal reformer, thank you for the explanation. I will start with you (though anyone else can chime in); am I the only person very irritated by the flood of Shell Oil pop-up advertisements this morning? Or do they have me selected in particular, and everyone else is being spared? As a nihilist who thinks civilization will soon collapse and that God does not exist and would be an evil creature if It did exist [genocides, et al], I realize this is a small matter, but given TNR's usual self-righteousness, they could do better. I emailed their digital edition supervisor and I am about to mail a letter to Shell oil for the corporate monolith to ignore. Anybody else willing to get on board?
- skahn
November 12, 2011 at 12:26pm
As for the comments on this post, let just say that I am a 3rd generation Nixon hater, a proud tradition in my family; and that, while I am most definitely not a nihilist but rather a Burkean liberal who does believe in God, I too find the fold-down Shell ad (which seems to assert itself without any provocation from me) really, really annoying.
- timteeter
November 12, 2011 at 12:54pm
I am not being assaulted by the Shell ads and I don't know why, because I sure have been exposed to obnoxious ads before here at TNR on a regular basis, and I was just as annoyed as you are now. I am a nonbeliever, too, but it is apparent to me that we are on the upswing. Read Steven Pinker's latest book, The Better Angels Of Our Nature: Why Violence Has Declined.
- liberalref
November 12, 2011 at 1:17pm
Three suggestions Skahn: - Firefox with pop-ups turned off - NoScript add on - Adblock Plus add on No more annoying Shell ads....
- tmmats
November 12, 2011 at 7:07pm
Thank you, tmmats. I am running Firefox under Ubuntu. I will check your other suggestions. Nevertheless, should I have to spend a lot of effort defending myself against TNR. Lot of "if this is true assumptions for this analogy," but I assume the various women who worked under Caine's supervision at the restaurant association were not expecting hands under skirts, heads pushed toward laps, etc. There are quite a few pop-ups and such stuff at the local newspapers I read, but they pale in comparison to what I am getting on a regular basis from TNR. I am not a big fan of Wal-Mart, but if I walk in the door, I don't expect a push salesperson following me around the store bugging me every 15 seconds. In fact, even at used car lots, they are a lot more polite.
- skahn
November 12, 2011 at 10:58pm
Throwing the ultra-faithful Rose Mary under the bus while smarmily pretending to defend her! What a stand-up guy that Dick Nixon was! Can't wait for 2016, when the RMN dollar coin comes out! I wonder how spit will react with the alloy!
- mgorvine
November 13, 2011 at 3:06pm