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Go Home Prognostications

EURO2012 JUNE 8, 2012

Prognostications

 As I watch Poland-Greece, which is pretty good so far, it is time to make predictions for Euro 2012, thereby setting myself up for the undermining of my soccer authority  bound to occur toward the end. So:

Winner: Germany

In the final: Spain-Germany

Semifinals: Spain-Holland; Germany: France

Top scorers: Benzema (France), Lewandowski (who just scored for Poland)

I would also like to note the consonant-cluster orgy taking place on the backs of players in the Poland-Greece game. The ESPN commentators, Macca and Ian Darke (I think) are doing a fine job of pronouncing the names.

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