JONATHAN CHAIT JULY 1, 2011
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Lindsay Lohan turns out to be a hard money crank:

With a vacant Federal Reserve Board spot open and Peter Diamond still unqualified, I wonder if Richard Shelby would consider appointing her. She has sound conservative views on monetary policy, a successful entrepreneur, and she appeals to the youth vote Republicans badly need. And she has appropriately skeptical views of labor:

I also believe a Federal Reserve appointment would give Lohan the structure she needs to keep her life on track. It's win-win!
7 comments
The GOP is a Lindsay Lohan kind of party right now, so this would be quite appropriate. Say, Lindsay, what do you think US policy should be toward the Sudan? Please tweet your reply.
- liberalref
July 1, 2011 at 12:22pm
This is almost as funny as your Taiwanese baseball post. Hilarious!
- tmmats
July 1, 2011 at 12:26pm
Why are you a crank if you believe the Fed's QE program has resulted in higher food and energy prices? http://www.businessinsider.com/qe2-is-damaging-the-economy-and-reducing-gdp-growth-2011-4
- IggyPop
July 1, 2011 at 1:05pm
During the 2008 election, Lohan got very upset at the Obama team for not returning her phone calls, or something like that. She had wanted to be put to work campaigning for them. Not sure if her monetary politics could evolve into Right wing so quickly.
- scrubby
July 1, 2011 at 1:31pm
The only thing I find odd about this post is that Chait subscribes to Lohan's twitter feed.
- blackton
July 1, 2011 at 1:43pm
Um, I think the #ad tag at the end of her post indicates that someone is paying her to say this. I think she's selling her Twitter handle for $$. I don't think Lohan actually has anything resembling "monetary views."
- ClumsyMohel
July 1, 2011 at 2:11pm
Rising gas prices due to increased demand worldwide imply rising food prices - energy is the largest cost in food production and transportation. Nothing to do with monetary policy.
- chicago5
July 18, 2011 at 12:19pm