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“When someone says something derogatory against our religion Islam or against our Prophet,” said a mild mannered religious scholar on a Pakistani TV channel recently, “even an ant becomes a lion.” There was a brief delay here after the latest deliberate provocation—last Friday, expectant foreign correspondents gathered outside the usual mosques to watch only a few dozen protestors turned out to burn American flags—but eventually the ants did their duty.
As I write these lines, violent protests have broken out across Pakistan on the occasion of a newly-declared national holiday, the Day of Love for the Holy Prophet. The government has banned YouTube and there is heavy security around the U.S. consulate. Scattered groups of excited young men are riding on bus roof tops waving flags, promising to show the world what their love for the prophet is made of.
Across the Muslim world moderates as well as those who wear their religion on their sleeves tell us, agitatedly, that insults against their religion are a very emotional issue. The odd misery memoir writer will tell you, in response, that the one billion people who attest to such beliefs should be frog marched to the nearest mental asylum. They are themselves being a bit emotional.
Because what both sides fail to appreciate is that, though the issue is undoubtedly emotional, it is not ultimately religious. Wherever the protests have become largish, or turned violent, the reasons essentially are local. (The Taliban didn’t start attacking U.S. bases this week in Afghanistan after watching a You Tube clip.) The chaos unfolding around us is a case of protesters thinking locally, and acting globally.
Consider this: A local Shia organization held a big, noisy but peacefully rally against the ongoing Shia killings in Pakistan outside the Press Club in Karachi, one of the largest Muslim cities in the world. Not even journalists hanging out inside the press club came out to cover the rally. Two days later the same organization led a march on the US consulate in Karachi and their leaders were being interviewed live on every TV news channel. Two days later another Karachi group, which is a militantly secular coalition of lapsed gangsters and community activists demanding better sewerage and public parks had mounted buses and were rushing towards the American Consulate.
And the truth is there is no shortage of local reasons to organize a protest. The religious right is not the only malaise here, nor the young men on bus rooftops thrashing faceless effigies covered in US flags. The supposed liberals who will do anything to protect their privileges, who cover their greed behind God and good civic sense, are not blameless.
Pakistan's elite, both military and civilian, has created a society where it can enjoy first world perks at third world prices. Karachi’s liberal elite send their children to the city’s oldest private school, a school so distinguished that half the graduates end up in US Ivy League colleges. They consider it a basic civil right to send their children to a school that ensures their passage to an American institute that will guarantee a lifetime of prosperity. But this is a right that they don’t believe extends to the half of Karachi’s school age population that is left out of the schooling system entirely.
Well, who doesn’t want the best for their own child? But after all the elite has done to secure the best and seemingly safest passages for its own children, why is it so unprepared when the others come barging in burning US flags? After you have kept them out of schools, after you have taken away their parks, after you have let them burn in infernos because you couldn’t be bothered to enforce fire exits, you really think they shouldn’t even feel an insult, they shouldn’t even block a road or throw a few stones? People left alive on minimum subsistence, told day after day that God will compensate, that it is all Allah’s will, can not be expected to allow their religion to be snatched away from them.
There is something slightly perverse, of course, about people who claim to love their faith, then go looking for insulting material about it. Their arguments are both banally predictable and outrageously feverish. (“They are killing Muslims in Iraq, in Afghanistan, in Palestine. Now they won’t even let our beloved prophet alone. He has been gone for fourteen hundred years. What kind of bestial people would allow this? What kind of brutal people would allow, not just allow but will have laws that guarantee that this kind of thing can be carried out freely?”).
And it should be clear that the blasphemy they seek out isn’t always, or even typically, in the heathen world beyond their own borders. The government may have banned You Tube, but when it comes back—and that is as certain as the fact that another insulting depiction, a cartoon, a picture, a provocation, will cause another round of mayhem—they will again locate, and response to, the many local reasons to be outraged. There are videos uploaded by Pakistani religious scholars that conclusively prove that Shias are worse than Jews, there are videos which proclaim that Ahmedis are really Jews. There are hundreds of videos demanding death to all Wahabis here and elsewhere. There is even one of a dog-loving Islamic scholar who encourages his congregation to howl like dogs to express their devotion to the Prophet—and obviously there are many others videos calling it blasphemous and demanding death for the dog-loving Mullah.
Salafists recently tend to get all the credit but you should see the cuddly Sunnis—Sufi-music loving, let’s-all-meditate in the name of Allah. They, too, roar like lions at the blasphemies they perceive around them, projecting their feeble street power to a global audience through a media which can’t have enough images of young men supposedly channeling my rage. And, of course, there are the many religious scholars who feel that it is there place to tell a billion people what their emotions ought to be.
And this process starts really early. An Islamic studies teacher in a tenth grade class in a school that is not next door to the US consulate, told his students recently that the third Caliph Hazrat Usman had all the copies of dodgy Qurans burnt, and established a single text which nobody can change. A student raised his hand and asked: surely all those copies that were burnt contained Allah’s name, so wasn’t burning those books blasphemy? “Who knows better?” thundered the teacher, “Hazrat Usman, the third Caliph, or a tenth grade student?”
Of course a king knows way more than a tenth grader. But if a tenth grader can’t ask his teacher about a king’s decision, he may never understand why sometimes it becomes necessary to burn things that were once considered holy. The tenth grader might become an ant that occasionally becomes a lion, roars, and then tramples over fellow ants.
Mohammed Hanif is the author of Our Lady of Alice Bhatti.
27 comments
Thank you for this brilliant and clarifying piece.
- Sophia
September 21, 2012 at 11:45am
Well, it sounds more like they think Globally (paying attention to what some raving lunatic thinks about Mohammed) but rage locally (burning cars and businesses in their home area) in reaction.
- AllanL5
September 21, 2012 at 11:47am
Would TNR please attach a blurb to the commentary briefly describing the author's relevant experience. Is he a journalist, an engineer, a blogger, a resident of Pakistan? What encourages us to surmise his claim to expertise? TNR has been slack about this sort of thing lately.
- amidut
September 21, 2012 at 12:43pm
@amidut Hanif is a journalist originally from Pakistan. You can read about him on his (short) wikipedia page.
- sighthnd
September 21, 2012 at 1:30pm
I wonder what would happen if there were agressive demonstrations outside Pakistani embassies in western capitals, burning flags etc.
- ironyroad
September 21, 2012 at 1:34pm
It's not entirely clear to me who's doing the "thinking" here--we know that early demonstrators interviewed in Cairo and elsewhere said they were paid to be there; that the Egyptian tv personality who kicked off this latest round of behavior that insults Islam far worse than the u-tube nonentity he found and elevated to celebrity status, has been for some time functionally an Al-Qaeda asset; and that the platoon-sized infiltration of the consulate in Benghazi was professionally planned and executed, likely with fore-knowledge of the Ambassador's travel arrangements. I do know that in terms of the sincerity of outrage, recently something approaching 30,000 Arab Muslims have been killed (again) by the Assad tyranny, and there hasn't been a demonstration against it in any of the places now so in flames supposedly over a home movie.
- Robert Powell
September 21, 2012 at 1:38pm
The current Islamic fratricide between which sect is more holy than the other reminds me of the internecine wars that rolled through Europe during the Reformation & Counter-Reformation periods and the split of the Catholic Church & Protestant and Lutheran movements. Where the ME and Muslim world at large is waging an internal war that was never allowed to happen really. Combine that with the secular intrusion in what was once a highly developed region that was hollowed out by Ottoman rule, WW 1 partitioning and post WW 2 fiefdoms and strong-man autocracies acting as proxy pawns during the Cold War, the now existing power vacuum exposes the soft underbelly that exists. But instead of internalizing the domestic problems that individual nation states face, you see these countries acting as if all of their problems are caused by and can be solved by externalizing the complex issues of rebuilding countries that have never been democracies. A Pakistani Shiite does not see themselves as "Pakistani" first and Shiite second, but the reverse. Whereby the issues "caused" by Sunnis in Libya must be dealt with through terrorist means and methods. Where does the U.S. and the rest of the World fit into this liquid moment that existing in the Muslim world? I'm not sure, but I think we need to evaluate our footprint - both with boots on the ground and money in the pocket in these countries that do not and will not have any sort of 'National Interest' for the U.S.
- singlspeed
September 21, 2012 at 2:07pm
Mohammed Hanif. Nice article. Liked the one about Karachi, dangerous great city to live in.
- JAIMECHUCH
September 21, 2012 at 4:14pm
Imagine one billion. But not all in the same place. That is the difference with China or India . Or the Catholics they are all over, but the leader is in Rome, they are going to be taxed to help thr Europeans.
- JAIMECHUCH
September 21, 2012 at 4:20pm
Let Muslims think what they like. They are entitled to their own beliefs, no matter how backward. But my dear TNR readers, why should the US import backwardness? Diversity immigration will make America a 3rd world cesspool.The aliens of Islam don't care for diversity. They value dhimmitude, keeping Christians & Jews in servitude to Allah. "Tolerant" posters at TNR are signing their death warrants. "O, well, maybe they won't behead me if I grovel at their feet...after all I love diversity."
- raygun
September 21, 2012 at 4:36pm
raygun, stop shooting your mouth off and read this: http://www.npr.org/templates/transcript/transcript.php?storyId=161168231
- zardoz67
September 21, 2012 at 4:58pm
Zardoz: Are you aware that every Sean Connery admirer knows that "Zardoz" was the worst fecal movie he ever appeared in? You should get a better screen name, like "placenta." I did look at your snivelling quisling source. Thank god we have a super smart guy (TS?) like you to comfort us about Muslim immigration. Every majority Muslim country is so so sophisticated & tolerant! "Nothing to see here, keep moving...keep moving." Perhaps you could document one Muslim majority country that values Western civilization, that respects, the Torah, the New Testament, The Federalist Papers, Dante, Thomas Aquinas, Abraham Herschel, Wallace Stevens, James Agee & Pauline Kael, or has ever heard of any of them? Crickets chirping on your illiterate ass?
- raygun
September 21, 2012 at 5:16pm
Such a coherent, well-argued riposte, raygun! Really shows what you're made of.
- zardoz67
September 21, 2012 at 5:22pm
No substantive response from ZARDOZ. This was the pathetic John Boorman sci-fi movie that sunk Sean Connery's career in 1980. So TNR posts sub-retarded zygotes who wish they could afford batteries for their atomic super-blaster-rifles!!!
- raygun
September 21, 2012 at 6:21pm
I don't know if Pauline Kael counts as 'civilization,' since her art was self-satisfiedly tearing others' work apart without offering any constructive alternative (while simultaneously validating decidedly mediocre fare like, say, 'Deep Impact'). Have the other names (those that I recognize, mostly) on your list I'd similarly have no problem with people burning or disregarding as they see fit. That said, Raygun, Connery's career was already way down the tubes by the late '70s. Zardoz was, let us say, a culmination, rather than a cause, of it. But that's no reason to complain about the poster's name. Who cares.
- Curran1
September 21, 2012 at 6:44pm
Ahmadis were the first documented 'muslim' immigrants to the USA, because they are classified as heretics by Islam. Like the Alevis and Ismailis, Ahmadis try to separate church and state. The Alevis in Anatolia are the most ardent secularists because they want to be able to have freedom of belief. The sectarian clashes are not really like the often bloody schisms in Christianity. The Eastern Orthodox and the Protestant schisms had the same two issues in common: praying in the vernacular, and priests wanting to marry women. (ok, sweeping generalization, but true - you try creating a lesson plan for 9th graders on those two schisms!). Gosh, I just wish Moqtada al-Sadr would reveal he really is the missing Twelth Imam so that we can at last have the Sunni-Shi'a schism fought to the last man. Then the surviving women can finally relax.
- K2K
September 21, 2012 at 8:13pm
raygun, the fact that your first recourse was to criticize my screen name, instead of addressing any of the points raised in that author's interview proves you do not deserve a substantive response. You are not here to discuss; you are here to harangue. You have no power here. Begone, before somebody drops a house on you, too.
- zardoz67
September 21, 2012 at 9:30pm
There is also such a thing as taste, for which there ain't no accountin'.
- ironyroad
September 21, 2012 at 9:31pm
Very nice and insightful piece - thank you so much. One sentence jars severely, though: "The odd misery memoir writer will tell you, in response, that the one billion people who attest to such beliefs should be frog marched to the nearest mental asylum." Who would that be? Taken literally, the statement is obviously false. Taken figuratively, and as an oblique allusion to Salman Rushdie, it's undignified and embarrassing. A novelist is forced to go into hiding because his work displeased an old man, so a billion people are urged to murder him - and now he's a "misery memoir writer"? Please. It's an insult to the memory of every artist imprisoned, tortured, or murdered for his art or political beliefs.
- jas11c
September 22, 2012 at 12:35pm
People seem to think it odd that national concepts like "Pakistan" aren't as important as tribes or clans or sects - well - who invented "Pakistan?" Was it the people themselves? What about Syria, Iraq, Lebanon, for that matter modern Israel and Palestine, Turkey, Saudi Arabia, Jordan? Much of North Africa was colonized well after WWII. Look. National boundaries that we seem to think should be more important than family, tribal or religious affiliations were in many cases created post WWI or even post WWII largely by outside forces. Obviously they aren't as significant as ancient regional, tribal, family and sometimes religious connections. Americans have to get used to the idea that hey - not everybody is just like us. For that matter we aren't much like us either, at least not in the sense of living up to our national ideals. Quite a few of us are still fighting the Civil War and others are busily going about trying to suppress the vote, still others attack the poor, threaten the rights of women and are vigorously inserting fundamentalist religion into our political and even our private medical lives. Now. What I gathered from the article is that a lot of conditions drive demonstrations and even riots. Some are local, some more universal. Some of that is, to me, quite justifiable anger at religious bigotry but also, against the wars that have claimed so many lives in the Middle East and Central Asia. Assuming that Muslims are simply a bunch of crazy people is so wrong but also, it's important to look at local situations, as the author states, which are contributing to unrest. Let me clarify. I don't think that people being upset at religious bigotry justifies violence against innocent people. Our ambassador and his cohort did nothing at all to deserve their fate. But, bashing minorities is a time honored tradition in the West, and we should be careful about reacting as though Muslims are somehow different in that respect. The Shoah killed six million Jews only a few decades ago. This morning I was watching Stephen Colbert (ok:) and the president of Harvard was on, talking about her book, I believe, "Death and the Civil War," and the point was made that in today's terms the death toll of approximately 750,000 people would be equivalent to 7,000,000 (seven million) Americans. Well that is a huge number. However, at least six million Jews were killed in the Shoah, by Christians, and that was out of a global population of MAYBE 17 million people. So - I get why Muslims are mad. As a Jew, I'm mad. But what can I realistically do? In any case, violence supplies no answers, at best, for a truly tiny group of people it only buys a little time - hopefully - until that magic day when people truly are tolerant and will let "the other" live in peace. So - what surprises me is the selective outrage on the part of Americans and the total lack of understanding as to why they're angry - on a religious level, a national level, and as people who've been victimized by war, attacked by great powers who are many, many times more powerful than they - NATO, the US, the Soviet Union - the British Empire - other European empires - and not just recently.
- Sophia
September 22, 2012 at 1:02pm
One more thought, re: "People left alive on minimum subsistence, told day after day that God will compensate, that it is all Allah’s will, can not be expected to allow their religion to be snatched away from them." In short, they "cling to their guns and religion." On the other hand, without an overbearing government encouraging a culture of dependency and victimhood by giving away things like public education and safety code enforcement, surely the Pakistani economy must be booming. As ours could, if only we hand Mitt Romney and Congressional Republicans the sweeping victory they need to make us more like Pakistan.
- jas11c
September 22, 2012 at 1:08pm
Or, we could send Mitt to Pakistan:) I kid, I kid:)
- Sophia
September 22, 2012 at 6:21pm
From The Economist* [my comment follows] "Islam and the protests: Rage, but also self-criticism" "...In Egypt the mainstream Muslim Brotherhood now appears to have bowed to pressure from harder-line Salafists to enshrine stern wording against blasphemy in the country’s draft constitution. This would criminalise “insults” directed not only against God and all the prophets of monotheism, from Moses to Muhammad, but also against the wives of Muhammad, the first four caliphs of Islam and the prophet’s companions. ..." http://www.economist.com/node/21563311 [I apologize if I am violating their content policy, but this was linked from RealClearWorld, and so very interesting, let them find me :) ] Read the list of the 25 official prophets of Islam: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prophets_in_Islam "...Quran itself calls Islam the 'religion of Abraham' and refers to Jacob and the Twelve Tribes of Israel as being Muslim. Isaac, Ishmael, Jesus, Noah, Moses and the disciples of Jesus are just some of the other figures referred to as Muslims in the Quran..." Most revisionist history ever. No wonder Abbas can claim that there is no Jewish historical presence in Jerusalem...
- K2K
September 22, 2012 at 7:20pm
K2K: Read the article on Benny Morris which I linked to here: http://www.tnr.com/blog/plank/107543/how-the-arab-spring-killed-hezbollah
- noga1
September 22, 2012 at 8:14pm
Hezbollah has lost power. First the Lebanese do not want another confrontation with Israel. Second Hizbollah and Iran are deeply involved helping Assad in Syria in the confrontation with Sunnis Moslem brotherhood. The new president of Egypt has made clear to Iran of his unhappiness with the situation. Of course Hizbollah and Iran are Shia, natural enemies of Sunnis. While Egypt, Jordan, Saudi Arabia are Sunnis. Pakistan and Iraq are also Sunnis with large Shia populations. The Kurds are Sunnis. The successes of the Arab spring have been in Sunni countries. These are the real reasons for Hezbollah loosing influence. Once Israel is not in the confrontation line, the Shia Sunni hatred for each other takes over. Gaza and Hamas are spinoffs of the Moslem brotherhood which is Sunni. Then Hamas leaves Syria and moves to Jordan and Egypt, at least their leadership. Egypt has bigger fish to cook like improving their economy, instead of terrorism or militaristic adventures a la Iran. Interesting how the Middle East might change.
- JAIMECHUCH
September 23, 2012 at 6:07pm
Mohammed Hanif skilfully describes Pakistan's descent into its Islamic cul-de-sac, how Islam is the last grasp of desperate people trying to preserve their personal dignity in a cruelly misruled country. Ironic when one considers how Mohammed Ali Jinnah, the founder of Pakistan, was himself a secularized British barrister who objected to Mohandas Ghandi's appeals to traditional Indian values and symbols.
- amidut
September 23, 2012 at 6:49pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCXHPKhRCVg&list=UUWOkEnBl5TO4SCLfSlosjgg&index=1&feature=plcp Published on Sep 20, 2012 by patcondell "A word to rioting Muslims: We don't care if you're offended, and we never will. Get used to it." [best to watch/listen to the entire five minutes]
- K2K
September 24, 2012 at 12:02am