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THE PLANK SEPTEMBER 23, 2009

"Carlyfornia Dreamin'"

BY CHRISTOPHER ORR

Is maybe-Senate-hopeful Carly Fiorina's website the sorriest in recent political history? I mean, she's not even in the race yet and already she's alienated the night-owl and cat-owner votes. And while we're on the subject, shouldn't that be Carlyfiorinia Dreamin'?

Update from the Department of Unfortunate Timing: It appears that some extremely unsavory news about the relationship between John Phillips--who wrote and performed "California Dreamin' " with the Mamas and the Papas--and his daughter, MacKenzie, is due to be revealed on Oprah this afternoon.

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You know why that happened, right? Same-sex marriage.

- rozenson

September 23, 2009 at 3:32pm

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rozenson, I really shouldn't have laughed, but I did.

- blackton

September 23, 2009 at 5:51pm

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Me, too, roz. It must be some hell of a cocktail of drugs that enabled the Phillips into their unspeakable act. Shudder.

- scrubby

September 23, 2009 at 7:55pm

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