Dude, The Revolution Will Be Animated

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THE PLANK FEBRUARY 2, 2007

Dude, The Revolution Will Be Animated

Imagine you are Phil Kent, Turner Broadcasting System's chairman and CEO, and you just received the phone call that lets you know that the shut-down occurring throughout the city of Boston that you've been watching (and broadcasting) on CNN all day is essentially your fault.

Kent: "You mean to tell me that those hippies work for me? Turner Broadcasting is responsible for bringing Boston to its knees? We own the what? The Cartoon Network? Aqua Teen Hunger Force? Dreadlocks? ... I need an aspirin."

--Sacha Zimmerman

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