THE PLANK AUGUST 6, 2009
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Ed Kilgore is managing editor of The Democratic Strategist, a senior fellow at the Progressive Policy Institute, and a frequent contributor to a variety of political journals.
It's one of those irresistible Dog Day stories, I suppose. The college football blog Every Day Should Be Saturday has the goods:
The U.S. House of Representatives certainly has never had a shortage of complete nutcakes, but ever since former Rep. Tom Osborne (R-NE) declined to run for re-election in 2006 (in favor of an ultimately unsuccessful run for governor), it has been regrettably short on former coaching legends. According to the Orlando Sentinel, though, next year the House may have a shot at bolstering its numbers in both categories: Former Notre Dame head coach and current ESPN talking/babbling head Lou Holtz has been talking to national Republican leaders about the possibility of running against incumbent Rep. Suzanne Kosmas for the Congressional seat representing Florida's 24th district.
Holtz, some of you may recall, has gotten into hot water for his conservative views before. His close friendship with Jesse Helms back in the day was reportedly a factor in the hike he was invited to take by the University of Arkansas back in 1983. Indeed, his first act in his next job, in Minnesota, was to promise the governor that he was through with politics.
A quarter century later, and safe from athletic directors and college presidents, Holtz may be ready to indulge his inner Helms. But in the unlikely event he succeeds in his political ambitions, he'll probably stand out less on CSPAN than on ESPN.
--Ed Kilgore
4 comments
As a Minnesotan, I am obliged to spit at the mention of that traitor Holtz's name, and to throw my shoe if I ever encounter him in person. Fortunately for Holtz, Minnesotans no longer retire to Florida; Arizona and New Mexico are the current rage among snowbirds from the land of sky-blue water. So he's safe where he is. However, there are a surprising number of Minnesotans in Washington, so things could get awkward for Holtz if he does move up here.
- rhubarbs
August 6, 2009 at 10:11am
Yeah, a 72 year old white football coach sure will bring the "hip-hop, bling-bling" to the Republican party just like Michael Steele wants. As a Hog fan, I have no ill will toward Lou. I save my disgust for Houston Dale Nutt. Go Hogs!!!
- mghogwild
August 6, 2009 at 10:30am
I'm confused: Why is a 72 year old coach from a bunch of schools out of state (Arkansas, Minnesota, Notre Dame, South Carolina) supposed to prosper in Gator country? It's like Tom Osbourne running for Congress in Oregon.
- Crock1701
August 6, 2009 at 10:51am
Lou Holtz would fit right in with the rest of the conservative nutters in the House. So have at it, Lou.
- liberal reformer
August 6, 2009 at 11:46am