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THE PLANK SEPTEMBER 8, 2009

A Moister, Flakier Leader For Today's Angst-Ridden Conservative

There's chatter among the political media today about Fox News commentator Glenn Beck's having successfully nailed green-jobs czar Van Jones' scalp to his wall. Politico went so far as to note that the episode "confirmed Beck's stature as the administration's most potent foe."

Few would dispute that, in recent months, Beck has emerged as the shiniest star in the conservative firmament, garnering more buzz than O'Reilly or even The Great and Powerful Rush. And, once again, I am impressed by how neatly his rise captures the ongoing psychological devolution within the conservative movement.

Much of Rush's political success has long lay in his sneering humor. He traffics in nasty, beyond-the pale jokes about all those who don't share his views. He is snide, he is smirking, and he has carefully cultivated a swaggering, cigar-sucking persona aimed at delighting the no-nonsense, tough-guy self-image of so many in the Daddy Party.

Bill O'Reilly takes himself vastly more seriously, but he too fits into the macho, bullying, head-cracking tradition of the GOP. He's gruff. He's a barker. And there is no space for weak-kneed liberals or girly men in his world.

But Beck? Beck is an absolute hysteric, prone to fits of on-air weeping and end-of-the-world blathering more befitting a deranged televangelist than a political pundit. Like many professional bomb throwers, he spews plenty of hateful, divisive bullshit, but the man doesn't seem to have ideological convictions so much as a nervous condition. You get the sense that this whole Obama presidency has deeply disrupted his mental and emotional balance, rendering him as unstable as a case of aging dynamite.

In many ways, this makes Beck the ideal standard bearer for modern conservativism. Forget the tough-as-nails swagger and smirking self-regard of Dick Cheney or the naked Machiavellianism of Tom Delay: Today's Right is increasingly characterized by whiny paranoia, unfocused rage, and panic-striken hyperventilation stemming from a spiraling persecution complex. Ayee-eeee! The White House is trying to kill my grandmother and brainwash my childrennnnnnn!!

The whole movement is clearly in need of a good therapeutic cry. Thank God Beck is on hand to share his tissues.

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Eventually Beck is going to have a Bud Dwyer-type on-air moment. Maybe then people will realize what a kook he is. Then again...

- csmiller

September 8, 2009 at 2:25pm

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Ten things most folks don't know about Glenn Beck: 1] He once beat Rush Limbaugh playing Snakes and Ladders 2] He tied Ann Coulter's world record for putting one's foot in one's mouth 3] He can trace his lineage all the way back to Marlyn Monroe 4] God modelled Jesus Christ, Mohammed and Marty Peretz after him 5] He has six toes on his left hand 6] He once broke into tears laughing hysterically 7] He was a communist in his mother's womb 8] He once proposed marriage to The Most Interesting Man In The World 9] He is the voice of the Geico gecko 10] He held the Guinness Book record for holding no Guinness Book records----twice gw

- iambiguous

September 8, 2009 at 5:09pm

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Wow. Good thing that intellectual commenters such as yourself don't stoop to hyperbole or sneering. Whine, whine, whine. I so miss the highbrow influence of Air America and Michael Moore. Especially - this was so cool - when he was making fun of Charlton Heston, who was trying to be polite and gracious to Moore when he had Alzheimers! Great laffs! And the "vomit-in" protests of the left! Who could argue with that? And the truthers! What a great symbol of a party that prides itself on intellectualism. You stay classy, Michelle.

- rysdale

September 9, 2009 at 9:37am

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But Democrats are not controlled by their lunatic left. However, Republicans have pretty much handed over the keys to the wingnuts.

- zardoz67

September 9, 2009 at 1:51pm

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