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THE PLANK AUGUST 31, 2009

Peace Process Breakthrough?

BY MICHAEL CROWLEY

Kaballist pop queen Madonna touring Jerusalem holy sites, will meet with Netanyahu on Friday. For real.

Wonder what she thinks about a settlement freeze....

Photo: AP

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In order to lend dignity to her shuttle diplomacy with Bibi, Madonna should invite an old flame Dennis Rodman along. They can tour the West Bank and share their Hebrew tattoos with the Israeli settlers. Then they can shuttle over to Gaza and show their solidarity with Hamas. Madonna can explain to them how cool Kaballah is and Rodman can bring them into the 21st century by showing them videos of his professional wrestling matches. With success there all but guaranteed they can then shuttle over to Washington and mediate a deal between the Democrats and the Republicans on health care reform. gw

- iambiguous

August 31, 2009 at 3:41pm

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