THE PLANK FEBRUARY 13, 2008
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I took a lot of shit in TalkBack for saying I thought this Hillary video was funny. So I just wanted to assure our readers that I recognize the unspeakable awfulness of this:
P.S. True story: A friend of mine, when he was a kid, once had to share his house with some Up With People members that his mom had agreed to host when they passed through his town for a show. He said they weren't all that chipper and wholesome off-stage.
--Jason Zengerle
32 comments
I couldn't last a minute...how did it end?
- cspencef
February 13, 2008 at 5:17pm
I expect this is really a satire by Obama-ites. They rented out a room, put up a stolen Hillary sign and lured people in with coffee, donuts (and presumably lots of alcohol), encouraging them to make fools of themselves. I mean it can't be real. Can't be.
On a side note, I couldn't make it through Obama's Yes We Can but I watched all the glorious 2 1/2 minutes of "Hillary 4 U and Me". Just as the spectrum of left to right is supposedly a circle and you end up in the same place when you go too far, perhaps the same can be said of the spectrum from great to jaw-droppingly horrible. Or maybe my brain is still recovering and I should take a little break from Talkback.
- CharlesFosterKane
February 13, 2008 at 5:28pm
I expect this is really a satire by Obama-ites. They rented out a room, put up a stolen Hillary sign and lured people in with coffee, donuts (and presumably lots of alcohol), encouraging them to make fools of themselves. I mean it can't be real. Can't be.
On a side note, I couldn't make it through Obama's Yes We Can but I watched all the glorious 2 1/2 minutes of "Hillary 4 U and Me". Just as the spectrum of left to right is supposedly a circle and you end up in the same place when you go too far, perhaps the same can be said of the spectrum from great to jaw-droppingly horrible. Or maybe my brain is still recovering and I should take a little break from Talkback.
- CharlesFosterKane
February 13, 2008 at 5:28pm
Somebody got iMovie for Christmas.
- adaglas
February 13, 2008 at 5:40pm
Obama should put that video on the air in Ohio and Texas.
- adamvaught
February 13, 2008 at 5:43pm
Wow. This is unbelievable. I too couldn't make it to the end. I can only hope it was an shiv in the back from one of the internet people she fired yesterday.
- prnoonan
February 13, 2008 at 5:47pm
I don't think this is a spoof at all. I think this is the same group that played my Bar Mitzvah--but they were much tighter back then. Looks like they're in Act III of the "Behind the Music" arc.
- fdanny
February 13, 2008 at 6:09pm
A drug-dealing HS classmate of mine joined Up With People. He was for Ron Paul before Paul was cool-- like 25 years ago
- teplukhin2you
February 13, 2008 at 6:13pm
Augh! My eyes! I'm BLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIND!
- sullydog
February 13, 2008 at 6:23pm
Not to be believed. Yes We Can was pretty silly although I guess it appeals to the young (I'm 69)... but this is just a very bad satire... she does seem to mimic everything he does or others do for him. Does that mean he wins regardless?
- Annabella2
February 13, 2008 at 6:28pm
This is really not safe for work.
- psantillana
February 13, 2008 at 6:30pm
You didn't deserve to take shit for liking the last video, Jason.
But you do deserve to take at least a little shit for posting this god-awful clip. ;-)
- guyminuslife
February 13, 2008 at 6:32pm
Work or beverages.
- arsonplus
February 13, 2008 at 6:45pm
This video makes Ewoks look cool.
- dsimpson
February 13, 2008 at 6:50pm
I...eh...sweet mother of....holy Christ save....forgive them for they know not what they do...please make them stop..."when you stare into the abyss long enough..."
I mean....why?....surely someone should have...I feel violated and need to talk to someone....Lord have mercy on their souls...maybe suicide is cool?
- The Ignorant Populist
February 13, 2008 at 7:07pm
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one of the performers?
I just saw her for a second or two--medium build, straight dirty-blonde hair.
[taps fingertips together like Mr. Burns in "The Simpsons"]
Yes. Lure her down to The Room in my basement.
Yes.
[taps finger absently on desk]
Make her sing this song, just for me. Except substitute "williamyard" for "Hillary."
The Room is soundproof, of course.
Sing, little one, sing for Master!
- williamyard
February 13, 2008 at 7:13pm
I was going to post something about hoping not to see old vids of John Davidson or Toni Tenille and The Young Americans, but after Mr Y's post, maybe some wholesome fare wouldn't be so bad.
- teplukhin2you
February 13, 2008 at 7:20pm
Better wholesome fare than a Folsom wh-- never mind.
- teplukhin2you
February 13, 2008 at 7:36pm
williamyard:
"Is it wrong to want to have sex with one of the performers?
I just saw her for a second or two--medium build, straight dirty-blonde hair."
Not at all. I would certainly poll her.
- bcbaird
February 13, 2008 at 9:01pm
This is an old video (August 2007?), but I don't think anyone has brought it up yet... or maybe they did, and just repressed the memory.
It's pretty bad:
www.youtube.com/watch
- bcbaird
February 13, 2008 at 9:24pm
This parody of the "Yes, We Can" video is even funnier, and without the cringe element.
www.youtube.com/watch
- hewstino
February 13, 2008 at 9:27pm
Funny thing, upon seeing the "yes we can" video I went all analytical; for some reason I went into research mode instead of responding to it as a political appeal like a normal person (who needs normal, anyway). But this one...I am utterly defeated by it.
- cspencef
February 13, 2008 at 9:36pm
williamyard, in addtion to the blond, I thought I caught a glimpse of a brunette that mght be worthy of a second look.
- jet
February 13, 2008 at 10:16pm
Why does this video remind me the episode of the Brady Bunch when the family went on tv, singing?
- epackard-02
February 13, 2008 at 10:22pm
williamyard/jet -
I watched it with the sound off, and yeah, you're right.
- virginiacentrist
February 13, 2008 at 10:33pm
I wanted to join Up With People when I was 14.
I grew up in a very abusive household.
I've had therapy since. Phew.
- asnevitt
February 13, 2008 at 11:24pm
bcbaird, is that supposed to be a pro-Hillary video?
what was that line about "you husband, you hem line, you know what to do with them..."?
- asnevitt
February 13, 2008 at 11:27pm
All i could think of was finger nails on a chalk board
- pgutermann
February 14, 2008 at 12:10am
epackard,
We gotta keep on, keep on, keep on dancin'
Keep on, keep on, keep on dancin'
Dancin' all through the night.
I can still remember the crazy Brady Bunch costumes and dance moves. thank you for reminding me.
- stgla
February 14, 2008 at 12:36am
I think it is an accomplishment to create timeless kitsch. Utterly unaware with a smile. It is born of an archetype and is expressed by masters such as Ed Wood. It has given us everything from go-go dancers to, well....this. What a way to start the day.
- boxofrox
February 14, 2008 at 9:04am
asnevitt:
I think whoever made it had good intentions... but maybe not talent.
- bcbaird
February 14, 2008 at 9:52am
I love this video!
- hellx
February 14, 2008 at 4:52pm