THE PLANK JUNE 20, 2007
This just arrived in my inbox:
DLC COMMENDS CROWLEY FOR FOOTWEAR INITIATIVE
Thank you. Thank you so much, Mr. From. I'd like to start by recognizing all the people who made this possible, especially my loving mother, who taught me the importance of footwear, also my tireless agent, my....
Oh, wait--hold the flowers and champagne--it's him, not me. I guess anyone who's seen my footwear would know that.