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THE PLANK NOVEMBER 1, 2007

The Anti-social Safeway*

AP:

In Kelantan, [Malaysia,] the Islamic party
has fined Muslim women for not wearing headscarves in workplaces and
implemented separate check-out lines for men and women in supermarkets.

--Christopher Orr 

*Nonresidents of  Washington, DC are forgiven for having absolutely no idea what I'm talking about.

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Sharia Safeway

- J.J. Gould

November 1, 2007 at 10:49am

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Why would non-D.C. residents not know what you ware talking about?  We are not all hicks, you know.  Or is that your Beltway superior attitude showing through?

- colinwhipple

November 1, 2007 at 11:08am

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Wow colinwhipple, you're really going to look like the jerk on this one.  The asterisk, as you obviously didn't note, referred to the title of the post "The Anti-Social Safeway," which is a play on the local nicknames for the various Safeway grocery stores in DC.  The Social Safeway, in Georgetown, the Soviet Safeway (with long lines and no bread), etc.

- jmurph79

November 1, 2007 at 11:27am

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Don't forget the Secret Safeway north of Dupont Circle (dare we identify its location?)

I remember the not-so-Safeway at Florida and Rhode Island. scaaary.  Good thing they vacated that one years ago.

But the social Safeway on Wisconsin is the original nicknamed one.

- stgla

November 1, 2007 at 11:52am

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colinwhipple -- Some places to visit next time you're in the District:

dcist.com/.../grocery_politic.php

- J.J. Gould

November 1, 2007 at 11:56am

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colinwhipple-

I could probably have made it clearer that I was referring to the title pun. Sorry for any confusion.

- Chris Orr

November 1, 2007 at 12:07pm

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Ooo ooo, don't forget Scandal Safeway in the basement of the Watergate (alternately Senior Safeway). Good lord, this is so inside baseball.

- dsloan

November 1, 2007 at 12:32pm

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It's not inside baseball, it's ... local color.

Chris Orr is characteristically gracious. But c'mon, colinwhipple! "We are not all hicks"? Was there the slightest suggestion of anyone being a "hick" -- let alone *everyone in the world who is not a resident of Washington, D.C.*?

Anyway, greetings from New York!

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- J.J. Gould

November 1, 2007 at 12:57pm

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- J.J. Gould

November 1, 2007 at 1:00pm

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actually Colin, you did sound like a hick.

- Wandreycer1

November 1, 2007 at 1:53pm

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Chris,

Thank you.

- colinwhipple

November 1, 2007 at 1:55pm

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Do people still go to the social Safeway to hook up?  It seems like Whole Foods is the place to be seen these days.  Only plebes like me shop at Safeway.

- ratnerstar

November 1, 2007 at 3:11pm

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And let's not forget the shoot-'em-up Safeway in Rockville, the scene of the crime this week...

- caaggies

November 1, 2007 at 5:38pm

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