What Would It Mean To Have A "wide Stance"?

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THE PLANK AUGUST 29, 2007

What Would It Mean To Have A "wide Stance"?

Slate has a hilarious video up that re-enacts the Larry Craig police report. It both emphasizes the bizarre level of detail in that report ("at 1215 hours, the male in the stall to the left of me flushed the toilet") and also gives the lie to the much-ridiculed "I have a wide stance" excuse. Look how far the actor has to strain to get his foot under the divider.

--Eve Fairbanks

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