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Go Home When You Find The Building You Want To Spend The Rest Of...

THE PLANK FEBRUARY 14, 2007

When You Find The Building You Want To Spend The Rest Of Your Life In, You Want The Rest Of Your Life To Start Right Away

This is a bit of a change of pace for The Plank, but since it's Valentine's Day...

In my apartment building in downtown Washington, there were fliers posted by one of the tenants advertising a "Valentine's Day Double Feature." Any and all residents, so long as they're single, are invited over to a tenth floor studio to watch two movies. The first film shown will be Primary Colors. For anyone who doesn't think Washington D.C. is a strange town, well, this should change your mind. Where else on Earth would somebody actually propose screening such a movie on this alternately depressing and romantic holiday?

The second pic up (no pun intended) is When Harry Met Sally, which unlike Primary Colors has the following two virtues (perhaps not entirely independent of each other):

1. It's romantic.

2. It doesn't include scenes of John Travolta stuffing his face with doughnuts.

I was cynical at first, but now I think the idea is offbeat enough to qualify as mildly charming. Anyway, Happy Valentine's Day.

--Isaac Chotiner

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trying to tear us apart. They say that my love is wrong. They don't know what love is. They don't know what love is. They don't know what love is. They don't know what love is...] After a long, grueling, migraine-trigger of a work day, I called the Sonoma hooker last night. She understands. So when we scheduled this weekend's visit, she asked, "What do you want me to wear?" I mentioned the short plaid skirts, while blouses, day-glo thigh-highs and spikes that are turning up on a few of the local tramps down at the supermarket at California and Hyde. She said, "How 'bout if I unbutton the top three buttons of the blouse? Or four?" [I know what love is.]

- williamyard

February 14, 2007 at 1:07pm

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