THE STUMP MARCH 28, 2012
Well, just minutes after I put up a post which included as an aside the concession that Mitt Romney does have sort of a sense of humor comes evidence to the contrary. Check out the rip-roaring joke Romney just told to ingratiate himself with the voters of Wisconsin, which holds its primary next week. He was talking up his connections with cheese-heads and said this, via the Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel’s Craig Gilbert:
“One of most humorous I think relates to my father. You may remember my father, George Romney, was president of an automobile company called American Motors … They had a factory in Michigan, and they had a factory in Kenosha, Wisconsin, and another one in Milwaukee, Wisconsin,” said Romney. “And as the president of the company he decided to close the factory in Michigan and move all the production to Wisconsin. Now later he decided to run for governor of Michigan and so you can imagine that having closed the factory and moved all the production to Wisconsin was a very sensitive issue to him, for his campaign.”
Romney said he recalled a parade in which the school band marching with his father’s campaign only knew the Wisconsin fight song, not the Michigan song.
“So every time they would start playing ‘On Wisconsin, on Wisconsin,’ my dad’s political people would jump up and down and try to get them to stop, because they didn’t want people in Michigan to be reminded that my dad had moved production to Wisconsin,” said Romney, laughing.
Didja get it? Layoffs in Michigan, jobs shifted to Wisconsin, fight song, tubas, cymbals...hilarious! Not that anyone except Romney thought that he still had a shot of carrying his home state, where the trees are the right height and he is down nearly 20 points in the polls to Barack Obama. But this may well put the Wolverine State out of play for good. Joking about his father’s laying off hundreds of people in a state that has in recent years suffered more economic trauma than just about any other? Shoulda stuck with the story of his dad spitting nails, spiky end out first. Seriously, Mitt: if you want to be a victor valiant and a conqu’ring hero, probably better not to pander to one swing state by laughing about the woes of another, much less the one you grew up in.
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