A Unified Theory Of The Clinton Campaign

So not only is Hillaryland talking up its February 5th strategy, it's now also trying to invoke the fear of terrorism.

This leads me to a mathematical formula I developed recently (knew those math courses would eventually pay off):

As Hillary's strategy (call it H) approaches Giuliani's strategy (call it R), Hillary's chances of winning the nomination (call them C) approach 0.

Or, mathematically: as H --> R, C --> 0.

You heard it here first.

--Noam Scheiber