The New York Post, last week:
Paramount: We're Not Hiding 'G.I. Joe'
Paramount is denying a report it's going to forego press screenings for "G.I. Joe'' before its opening next Friday -- invariably a sign that a movie is terrible.
"G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra" opens Friday, but Paramount Pictures isn't screening the blockbuster for critics beforehand.
Well, my work week just got a little less unappetizing.
Vulture (of course) has more on the most pre-maligned movie of the summer.