As the game progressed I kept muttering to myself, “Why, why, why?” Like Sasha, I grew up in awe of the Dutch. Cruyff, Neeskens, Gullit, and the god of gods, Bergkamp. We now get de Jong, van Bommel. What’s the point of having two holding midfielders if the only thing they can hold is their junk? If Edgar Davids were dead, he’d be rolling in his grave. If Edgar Davids were dead, he’d still be quicker than van Bommel. Bring him back. Bring Cocu back.