Internet-Speak is Improving English Because Empathy
The real significance of the new "because"
January 09, 2014

The real significance of the new "because."

How to Talk to a 'Brocialist'
January 08, 2014

Meet the leftist man with a giant blind spot when it comes to women.

This American Dictionary Is Full of Words You've Never Heard Before
An ambitious attempt to document the differences in regional English
December 18, 2013

There are way more words for soft drinks than just "pop" and "soda."

The Period Is Pissed
When did our plainest punctuation mark become so aggressive?
November 25, 2013

How that simple dot at the end of the sentence became something you use to tell people you're mad. Right. Now. 

The Most Annoying Thing About Cellphones on Airplanes
It's not overhearing conversations. It's listening to people complain about overhearing conversations.
November 22, 2013

It's not that travelers have to overhear conversations. It's that the rest of us have to hear them complain about having overheard conversations.

Linguist Says You Can Use ‘Like’ More. He’s, Like, Wrong.
November 01, 2013

If you are under the age of 45, chances are that at some point somebody over the age of 45 has condemned your alleged overuse of the word “like.” This person may or may not have said it politely.

The Golden Age of Grammar Is a Myth
October 22, 2013

This piece orignally appeared on 

The "Surge" Surge Must Be Stopped
October 21, 2013

In a blog post Sunday, the Department of Health and Human Services acknowledged “difficulties” since the launch of—the national healthcare-exchange site for Americans not living in states that set up their own exchanges—and promised a

The Government Shutdown From A to Z: A Handy, Half-Serious Glossary
October 15, 2013

We’re in Week Three of the government shutdown, speeding toward the October 17 debt ceiling deadline. The stalemate continues, and the Smithsonian's still closed. We know the two parties are talking, but what are they actually saying?

Activate Beast Mode
How to talk like a business-school bro
October 08, 2013

You need to learn this phrase if you want to succeed at talking like a business school bro.