It would have saved Grantland some headaches, but it's hopeless.
I Can See You Typing
January 21, 2014
The most awkward feature of online chat.
Internet-Speak is Improving English Because Empathy
January 09, 2014
The real significance of the new "because."
How to Talk to a 'Brocialist'
January 08, 2014
Meet the leftist man with a giant blind spot when it comes to women.
This American Dictionary Is Full of Words You've Never Heard Before
December 18, 2013
There are way more words for soft drinks than just "pop" and "soda."
The Period Is Pissed
November 25, 2013
How that simple dot at the end of the sentence became something you use to tell people you're mad. Right. Now.
The Most Annoying Thing About Cellphones on Airplanes
November 22, 2013
It's not that travelers have to overhear conversations. It's that the rest of us have to hear them complain about having overheard conversations.
Linguist Says You Can Use ‘Like’ More. He’s, Like, Wrong.
November 01, 2013
If you are under the age of 45, chances are that at some point somebody over the age of 45 has condemned your alleged overuse of the word “like.” This person may or may not have said it politely.
The Golden Age of Grammar Is a Myth
October 22, 2013
This piece orignally appeared on newstatesman.com.
The "Surge" Surge Must Be Stopped
October 21, 2013
In a blog post Sunday, the Department of Health and Human Services acknowledged “difficulties” since the launch of Healthcare.gov—the national healthcare-exchange site for Americans not living in states that set up their own exchanges—and promised a