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Romney Campaign Gets A Shot Of Viagra
January 26, 2012

As if having the likes of Ann Coulter, Elliot Abrams and Matt Drudge lowering the boom on Newt Gingrich wasn't bad enough, the Mitt Romney campaign decided to bring out the really heavy artillery today: losing 1996 candidate-turned-erectile dysfunction medicine pitchman Bob Dole. Here, in full, is the scathing statement Dole put out today about his former congressional colleague: I have not been critical of Newt Gingrich but it is now time to take a stand before it is too late.

The Rise of Lil' Kim
September 16, 2010

The best way to understand North Korea is to think of it not as a traditional nation-state, but as a nuclear-armed organized crime family, albeit one that will soon find itself in need of a new boss.

Another Life-Imitates-Parody
April 07, 2010

Saturday Night Live had a funny skit in 2008, in which John McCain records a series of misleading but technically true attacks on Barack Obama. In one, the announcer declares, "Obama supports tax cuts for pedophiles." McCain looks skeptically at his campaign manager, who explains, "Well, there's no way to identify all pedophiles. Percentages are, if you cut taxes, it's going to benefit at least a couple of them." Now that attack has come to life: Obama is going to provide health insurance to pedophiles! Here's Senator Tom Coburn: Sen.

Zoned Out
October 29, 2001

Electric razor in hand, barber Jane Hill offers up her prescription for personal safety in these tense times: "I think all women oughta carry a cell phone and a three-fifty-seven. Loaded." Everyone else at the Royal Barber Shop here in rural Front Royal, Virginia, bursts out laughing. Smoothing the near-bald pate of the customer occupying the shop's second chair, barber Marlene Daniels (Jane's older sister) recounts in disbelief a "20/20" episode her daughter recently saw about the run on anthrax medication. "That blew my mind," she says. The others murmur in assent.