Wimbledon

Like Satan, Sodomy and Socialism, Soccer begins with an S. Obviously, then, it's un-American and likely to corrupt these great United States. Hats off to Marc Thiessen for scrawling the most absurd anti-soccer nonsense of the World Cup. At long last we have a winner: READ MORE >>

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Not only do liberals want to take away our guns--they want us to be tormented by rats with wings: LONDON -- Wimbledon came under fire from animal activists on Tuesday for using marksmen to shoot down dive-bombing pigeons. The tournament employs two hawks to scare away pigeons who had become a pest swooping down on Centre Court and distracting players in the middle of tense matches. READ MORE >>

Match Point

Today, the All England Club announced that it would begin giving equal prize money to male and female competitors at Wimbledon, the most prestigious event in tennis (last year the discrepancy was a little more than $50,000--in favor of the man). All other Grand Slam events in tennis pay male and female champions equally. Until now, Wimbledon had been operating under some pretty shaky lines of reasoning: READ MORE >>

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