NOVEMBER 19, 2008
Finally learn Portuguese (such a beautiful language).
Read a NIE.
Go to a liquor store and ask for some spare boxes.
Call Chertoff, change top level on chart to "Threat Level: GEORGE."
Grow a mustache. A strong mustache. A good mustache.
Read Suze Orman's book; fix economy.
Find out what "cloture" means.
Get to know my new black friend, Barack Obama. See if he wants to start a few weeks early.
Remove the letter "O" from all White House keyboards. Hehe.
Twenty-second Amendment loophole? Get Yoo to draft memo.
Post-presidential plans . . . the finalists: "I'm clearin' brush." "I'm going to find some brush and clear it." "See that brush over there? Gonna clear it." "I'm ohn clear sum bruush." "Me? Just clearin it. The brush, I mean." "Me. Brush. Clear. What part of that don't you understand?"
By Stephen Sherrill