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JONATHAN CHAIT JULY 21, 2011

Noemie Emery Crushes Straw Man, Basks in Victory

Noemie Emery's latest story for the Weekly Standard offers a fairly useful summary of the state of conservative thought about liberalism and the welfare state. Here are the first two sentences:

The intentions of Democrats are only the best. They want all of the old to have lavish retirements, all of the young to have scholarships, verse-penning cowboys to have festivals funded by government, and everyone to have access to all the best health care, at no cost to himself.

Let's take these three claims in order:

1) Democrats want "all the old to have lavish retirements." In fact, the average Social Security beneficiary collects about $14,000 a year, a sum that few would describe as "lavish." What's more, President Obama and numerous Senate Democrats have agreed to cut Social Security benefits, while seeking to preserve the program's role in preserving minimal standards of retirement that keep the elderly out of poverty.

2) Democrats want cowboy poets to have government-financed poetry festivals. Obviously, a Democrat, Harry Reid, supports this particular program. But to generalize from Reid's parochial belief in a small program to the general core beliefs of "Democrats" is exactly as accurate as concluding from the support for Tea Party Republicans for various earmarked projects that support for pork barrel spending is a core value of the Tea Party. In other words, it is completely inaccurate.

3) Democrats "want everyone to have access to all the best health care, at no cost to himself." There are numerous odd things about this claim. Start with the end, "no cost to himself." Medicare in fact charges premiums. The Affordable Care Act likewise uses subsidies and regulation to make individual private insurance affordable, but it sets up regulated exchanges where customers have to pay for their insurance plan. What's more, Emery's belief that Democrats want to give everybody "all the best health care" runs directly counter to her previous accusations that Democrats want to reduce the quality of the health care system by rationing. ("Everyone fears a system that could give them the wrong doctor instead of the right one at just the wrong moment, and everyone, no matter how rich, strong, well-connected, or seemingly healthy, knows that an accident or a bad diagnosis can come any day.") Indeed, it runs counter to years of right-wing cant, which deems the goal of Democratic health care reform to be the installation of mediocre European or Canadian-style care lacking the lavish fdeatures of the "best health care system in the world."

In sum, I didn't bother to read the rest of Emery's piece, but I did receive another useful lesson in the state of conservative thought.

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Jon, The link at the beginning of your post is broken.

- dcarpen

July 21, 2011 at 3:19pm

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But the error says the following, which made me laugh: "Oops! Google Chrome could not find the intentions of democrats are only the best. they want all of the old to have lavish retirements, all of the young to have scholarships, verse-penning cowboys to have festivals funded by government, and everyone to have access to all the best health care, at no cost to himself." Apparently Google doesn't find the claim persuasive either... ;)

- dcarpen

July 21, 2011 at 3:21pm

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Far be it from me to give these folks the benefit of the doubt, but the second point could be fairly read as synecdoche. After all, liberals do believe in public support for the arts and humanities as well as scientific research. I may not think much of cowboy poet festivals, but my local symphony orchestra is something else. I also believe in public support for artists who offend religion (as well as artists who display other talents and have other messages).

- ramcat

July 21, 2011 at 3:43pm

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This one reminded me of "Rick Perry - Man of Science" in that I was laughing convulsively just from the title before I'd even clicked on it.

- Jonas

July 21, 2011 at 4:26pm

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While Bush was President, we got attacked and had a huge recession. He started a war for factual reasons that turned out to be a wrong guess. These Republicans! All they want us to do is be attacked, have recessions, and invade other countries for no apparent reason.

- Nusholtz

July 21, 2011 at 4:38pm

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So JC what's your take on this threat?: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/07/21/tom-coburn-republicans-president-obama-veto-capitualte_n_905989.html

- tmmats

July 21, 2011 at 5:03pm

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Noemi Emery thinks in platitudes, and false ones, at that. She is emblematic of so much conservative "thought" in the 21st century.

- liberalref

July 21, 2011 at 6:02pm

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I've had political discussions with people who operate on the same level as Noemie. It's not pretty. How these people are able to function from day to day while remaining completely detached from reality is beyond me.

- GSpinks

July 22, 2011 at 10:50am

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