THE PLANK MARCH 31, 2009
Rod Blagojevich, hosting a Chicago radio show:
Blago: Let’s take a call or two.
Newsman: Are those headphones going to mess up your hair?
Blago: I brought my brush.
Meteorologist: You brought the football?
Blago: I’m not governor anymore, it is a smaller brush.
Who says the man hasn't paid a price?
(via The American Scene)