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THE PLANK MARCH 31, 2009

Reduced Circumstances

BY CHRISTOPHER ORR

Rod Blagojevich, hosting a Chicago radio show:

Blago: Let’s take a call or two.

Newsman: Are those headphones going to mess up your hair?

Blago: I brought my brush.

Meteorologist: You brought the football?

Blago: I’m not governor anymore, it is a smaller brush.

Who says the man hasn't paid a price?

(via The American Scene)

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