TIMOTHY NOAH JANUARY 30, 2012
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From a Jan. 29 New York Times Magazine Q and A with Sen. Marco Rubio (R., Fla.), everybody's favorite choice for vice president (though he isn't endorsing anyone and tells the Times "I'm not going to be the vice-presidential nominee"):
After you became the first Cuban-American speaker of the Florida House of Representatives, in 2006, your mentor, Jeb Bush, presented you with a sword. What was that about?
Chang is a mythical conservative warrior. From time to time, if there’s a big issue going on, you’d see Jeb say, “I’m going to unleash Chang.” He gave me the sword of Chang.
From which mythology does this conservative warrior hail?
I think it’s a Jeb Bush creation.
This blog gives Rubio an F in post-World War II history (and, while we're at it, an F to the interviewer, Andrew Goldman, for not calling out Rubio's error).
"Unleash Chang," or the more historically precise "unleash Chiang," is something Jeb Bush's father, the 41st president of the United States, liked to say when he was about to smash a tennis ball over the net. It meant "give you the best that I've got," and it was partly an expression of sincere competitive spirit and partly a self-mocking acknowledgment that he had what his daughter Doro Bush Koch, in a memoir, lovingly describes as "a bit of a weak serve." (I use the past tense because, at 87, former President Bush has, I assume, given up tennis, but with these old Wasps you never know. According to Doro, Poppy was still unleashing Chiang on the tennis court in 2006.)
Doro explains in her book that "Unleash Chiang!" is a reference to the nationalist Chinese exile leader, Chiang Kai Shek. Specifically it was a battle cry of the American right during the Korean War. It meant that the U.S. should remove the Seventh Fleet from the Taiwan Strait (there to keep the peace between the mainland and Taiwan) so that Chiang could re-invade communist China and whup Mao. One of the principal reasons Gen. Douglas MacArthur, the great postwar right-wing hero, was relieved of his duties by President Truman was that he bypassed the White House and publicly urged Congress to allow him to unleash Chiang. Unleashing Chiang would not have been a good idea because Chiang could not win (he'd already been whupped once by Mao's army) without the U.S. dropping a few atom bombs on mainland China, and perhaps not even then. (You'll recall we had a hard enough time with the Chinese in Korea.)
Doro writes that "unleash Chiang!" was something her father "picked up in China" when he was U.S. envoy to China. During that time Bush had to manage a balancing act between encouraging the establishment of formal diplomatic ties with communist China and maintaining pro forma recognition of the nationalist Chinese government on Taiwan. But Bush was there in 1975, long past time when anybody save perhaps the occasional stray Bircher was still urging that we unleash Chiang. Perhaps Mao and his government, who remained more than a little touchy about U.S. support for nationalist China, reminded Bush from time to time about America's "unleash Chiang" mania of two decades earlier. Chiang died in April 1975, and thenceforward was un-unleashable. (Mao followed Chiang into the grave the following year, thereby unleashing the Chinese economy. But that's another story.)
Jeb's whimsical reworking of "Chang" from a real-life quixotic obsession of the 1950s American right into a "mythical conservative warrior" was his way to perpetuate a cherished family tradition without re-litigating the question of who lost China. Since Doro knows its real provenance, I assume Jeb must, too. Rubio clearly does not. And with (a different variety of) quixotic conservatism once again ascendant, Rubio would be wise to put that sword into storage. It is an ironical, Ripon Society-ish sword, a memento of the moderate country-club Republicanism that once reigned in the northeast. It would be nothing but a liability in 2012. Jeb, who reportedly still harbors presidential ambitions of his own, does not help his prospects by stirring up this history, however indirectly.
15 comments
Funny, I always thought "Unleash Chang" and the "Sword of Chang" was some kind of reference to stuff that they did to pledges at Skull-and-Bones. And "something he picked up in China"? The double-entendres are just flying this morning!
- wildboy
January 30, 2012 at 12:51pm
Former pro tennis player Michael Chang had a weak serve. Maybe the term's historical significance is more recent than you say.
- acbrod
January 30, 2012 at 1:05pm
A 2005 discussion at democraticunderground.com of the original bestowal of the sword had the following particularly (for me) eye-catching comment:
15. was this a saying from Ivy League schools?
Because the only other place I've seen it was in the Harvard Lampoon "Bored of the Rings".
(See it yourself in Chapter Four!)
- tadks
January 30, 2012 at 1:15pm
Thank you for the funny and well-written post, Timothy.
- liberalref
January 30, 2012 at 1:16pm
Thank you for any post, Timothy. They're few and far between.
- peinstein
January 30, 2012 at 1:26pm
Why don't you lay off Timothy? He has been endeavoring to wrap up his book on inequality.
- liberalref
January 30, 2012 at 2:19pm
The "sword of Chang" (or Chiang)? That's nothing. One night Obama and I were playing charades at Bill Ayers' house, and we killed. Afterward, he honored me with his most prized possession - the beret of Che, which was gifted to him by the man himself. I wear it to the grocery store.
- GeoffG
January 30, 2012 at 2:20pm
GWB inherited his father's passive-aggressive tendencies. With the father it was most evident when he would state emphatically that he would not resort to the gutter tactics of the opposition; the emphatic statement immediately followed by resort to the gutter tactics of the opposition. With GWB it was the condescending nicknames. With "unleash Chiang" one doesn't know if it is meant to ridicule the Chiang Kai Shek deadenders or as an expression of support for them. As for Jeb!, his problem is similar to The Newt's: an expensive spouse. For those who don't remember, when Jeb! was governor, his wife was caught smuggling expensive baubles into the US on her return from unannounced solo trips to Europe. She is hispanic (born in Mexico), which is the "family" connection between Jeb! and Rubio.
- rayward
January 30, 2012 at 2:22pm
Hilarious, Geoff
- Tristan
January 30, 2012 at 2:40pm
I have one better than "unleash Chiang". I just read Andrew Sullivan's blog post about Franzen's description of a future with only e-books, which Sullivan ridicules as "Wieseltierian piffle".
- rayward
January 30, 2012 at 2:44pm
libref - Not two weeks ago, you concurred with my prodding query as to why there were no posts before 2 pm on a fast-moving political news day. Today, you vigorously leap to TN's defense over someone else raising the same issue. Do you really just pick the most contrarian view possible at any given moment?
- janus
January 30, 2012 at 2:51pm
Yes, janus, I remember that well, but it is one thing to do it in a nice way, as you did, and it is another thing to be snooty about it.
- liberalref
January 30, 2012 at 3:22pm
It sounds like Mr Burns's "Release the hounds!"
- ironyroad
January 30, 2012 at 3:48pm
ironyroad: or the robotic Richard Simmons. Oddly, I somehow thought it was some strange reference to Star Trek VI. So I flunk too.
- cspencef
January 30, 2012 at 9:10pm
Hey, the USTA 85+ age division is highly active and competitive. The 90+ division exists but isn't (yet) as abundantly populated.
- awm34x
January 31, 2012 at 6:10pm