A new column shows what's wrong with the eat-local movement.
Read this after you eat.
I'm Big Because I Eat A Lot. And I'm Not Ashamed Of It.
November 18, 2014
"Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels" is blatantly untrue.
When the Cook Can See You, Food Tastes Better
November 07, 2014
The cooks worked harder when they could see the customers.
The Problem With Brunch Isn't the Jerks. It's That It Ruins Lunch.
October 20, 2014
You could be having MUCH better meals on your weekend.
Bloody, Meaty Veggie Burgers? Vegetarians Don't Want That.
October 13, 2014
No vegetarian wants fake blood dripping down her chin.
We need to find our kids some better pizza.
Share Your Chocolate. It'll Make It Taste Better.
October 06, 2014
Finally. Scientific proof that splitting the cake makes it more satisfying.
An Awesome History of Food as a Weapon, in Cartoons
September 29, 2014
Eve gave Adam the apple and it was all downhill from there.
$8 Pizza Tastes Better Than $4 Pizza Even When It's the Same Pizza
September 26, 2014
And why you don't really have to spend a lot on wine.