Ryan Kearney
Executive Web Editor

Scott Walker's "Aversion" to Dogs Proves He's Human After All
April 01, 2015

A letter of sympathy—and support—to the Wisconsin governor.

Stop Sleep-Shaming Us, Tim Cook
March 09, 2015

Go back to bed!

People Who Worry the U.S. Will "Spoil" Cuba Are Fetishizing Poverty
December 17, 2014

Find somewhere else to practice your amateur photography.

Pope Francis Says Dogs Go to Heaven, Fails to Mention the Bible Hates Dogs
December 12, 2014

"Dog" is the second-worst pejorative in the Bible, after "whore."

This Video of a Mobbed Subway Station in Brazil Should Frighten World Cup Fans
May 21, 2014

You'd better hope bus drivers aren't on strike this summer.

Many Reservations
April 18, 2014

He used to point out the bullshit. Now he’s stepping in it.

The Wall Street Journal Wages War on Sochi, Russia
February 17, 2014

The paper's coverage has been overwhelmingly condescending.

Death to Cupid
February 13, 2014

Boycott Valentine's Day and end our nation's obsession with romantic love.

The Only Thing Worse Than the Super Bowl Is the Puppy Bowl
January 29, 2014

Against the tyranny of cuteness in America.