Scott Walker's "Aversion" to Dogs Proves He's Human After All
April 01, 2015 12:02 PM
A letter of sympathy—and support—to the Wisconsin governor.
Stop Sleep-Shaming Us, Tim Cook
March 09, 2015
Go back to bed!
People Who Worry the U.S. Will "Spoil" Cuba Are Fetishizing Poverty
December 17, 2014
Find somewhere else to practice your amateur photography.
"Dog" is the second-worst pejorative in the Bible, after "whore."
Which Is Scarier, Clowns or Zombies? A Debate to the Death.
October 30, 2014
One laughs. One moans.
You'd better hope bus drivers aren't on strike this summer.
April 18, 2014
He used to point out the bullshit. Now he’s stepping in it.
The Wall Street Journal Wages War on Sochi, Russia
February 17, 2014
The paper's coverage has been overwhelmingly condescending.
Death to Cupid
February 13, 2014
Boycott Valentine's Day and end our nation's obsession with romantic love.
The Only Thing Worse Than the Super Bowl Is the Puppy Bowl
January 29, 2014
Against the tyranny of cuteness in America.