I Don’t Miss Smoking. But I Miss Smoke
May 30, 2014
The chiffon convolutions and tulle thunderheads of my cigarettes made even dull places seem excitingly mysterious.
It's Time to Address the Artisan Potato Chip
April 05, 2014
"Artisan" ingredients are just grotesque additives that coat these glorfied death discs.
Jamie Oliver Represents Everything Wrong With Contemporary Britain
November 01, 2013
Will Self opens up on Jamie Oliver