Will Self

I Don’t Miss Smoking. But I Miss Smoke
Its chiffon convolutions and tulle thunderheads made perfectly dull places seem excitingly mysterious.
May 30, 2014

The chiffon convolutions and tulle thunderheads of my cigarettes made even dull places seem excitingly mysterious.

It's Time to Address the Artisan Potato Chip
April 05, 2014

"Artisan" ingredients are just grotesque additives that coat these glorfied death discs.

Jamie Oliver Represents Everything Wrong With Contemporary Britain
November 01, 2013

Will Self opens up on Jamie Oliver