Photo: Photograph by Tony Gentile
Geoff Dyer on The World Cup's Defining Foul
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Geoff Dyer on The World Cup's Defining Foul

By Photo: Photograph by Tony Gentile

With the World Cup suddenly four years in the future, it’s rather old news, this picture. Still, it’s a nice souvenir of a time when the goings-on in Brazil were the defining part of our present, the fixture around which days and discussions turned. This came as a pleasing surprise since the previous World Cup in South Africa was so boring, so packed with fouling, that it seemed to climax not with a Spanish victory but with the serial atrocities committed by Netherlands in the final. In Brazil, there were regular outbreaks of thrilling football amid the diving and shirt-pulling. (The most thrilling game, Germany’s 7-1 thrashing of Brazil, was also marked by an absolute lack of foul play.) 

The most infamous bit of cheating in 2010 was by Luis Suarez against Ghana when he handled the ball on the goal line. In his post–South Africa career, Suarez bit two players, completing the hat trick in Brazil by sinking his teeth into Giorgio Chiellini of Italy (a team so dedicated to time-wasting, stifling defensive tactics, and a general reluctance to play football that one wonders why they even wanted to progress in the competition). Much argument ensued as to whether Suarez merited the opprobrium heaped upon him. Was biting worse than challenging an opponent so recklessly that you could break his leg oras happened to the host’s ill-starred star, Neymarback? That debate missed the point. It was not the physical harm inflicted that appalled; it was the sly attempt at provoking Chiellini into retaliating, conceding a penalty, and getting sent off. After claims by the Uruguay team that bite marks had been Photoshopped, Suarez gave the “true” version of events: that he had lost his balance and accidentally embedded his teeth in Chiellini’s shoulder.

Location: Natal, Brazil         Date: June 24, 2014     
Photographer: Tony Gentile

This combination of cynicism, cheating, and deceit marks Suarez as the vilest great footballer in the history of the game. Compare this photographwhere he sits on the grass like a whining toddler, alleging, in a tail-wagging-the-dog way, that he has been shouldered in the mouthwith the one capturing the moment that Maradona handled the ball past England goalkeeper Peter Shilton in 1986. It’s an incident that might have been expected to have lived in infamy, but even the English have pretty much forgiven El Diego, partly because his other goal in the same game was so wonderful that they are now pleased to have played a part in it. We’ve also come to admire the sheer cunning of the hand-of-God goal, which was at least ball-related.

Suarez’s bite, on the other hand, was so entirely off-the-ball that it was difficult to see how he had ended upas this photograph suggestssitting on the ground playing air harmonica. The only clue is Chiellini’s gesture: either an appeal to the ghost of Mussolini or a version of what Joseph Brodsky calls “a mute up-yours-even-unto-the-elbow.” Given that we now know Suarez to be capable of anything, Chiellini might be claiming that the Uruguayan had, so to speak, really made a fist of it, that he was the victim of an up-mine-even-unto-the-shoulder.

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