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Go Home Santonarola, Satan and The Birth Control Mandate

THE STUMP FEBRUARY 21, 2012

Santonarola, Satan and The Birth Control Mandate

Matt Drudge has been giving Jennifer Rubin a run for her money in the blatant Romney boosterism department today, leading his site with the rather terrifying headline “SANTORUM’S SATAN WARNING,” accompanied by a picture of Rick Santorum speaking from a church pulpit wearing not a sweater vest but the even more electrifying combo of a suit jacket and turtleneck. The headline links to the most incendiary elements of an MSNBC report that's been floating around on comments that Santorum made in 2008 in which he flew into full Savonarola mode:

“Satan has his sights on the United States of America!...Satan is attacking the great institutions of America, using those great vices of pride, vanity, and sensuality as the root to attack all of the strong plants that has so deeply rooted in the American tradition...This is a spiritual war. And the Father of Lies has his sights on what you would think the Father of Lies would have his sights on: a good, decent, powerful, influential country—the United States of America. If you were Satan, who would you attack in this day and age?”

Drudge, who has been cozy with Romney all campaign, is clearly doing his best to cast Santorum as beyond the pale for any GOP primary voters who want to have a shot at beating Barack Obama in November. But what the report inadvertently does is to serve as a reminder of how much the focus of the primary has shifted onto Santorum’s turf. Consider: the other culture-war news today was that a Catholic college in Florida has filed suit against the Obama administration’s new mandate on birth control coverage, which has been scaled back to require that the insurers for Catholic universities and other Catholic institutions provide free contraception coverage to employees at the institutions. This news was met with huzzahs by the many conservatives, including many Romney supporters, who see a freedom of religion violation in the Obama policy. Well, guess who filed the suit? Ave Maria University—the very college where Santorum delivered his Satan warning. Now, it’s possible that the college is the first one to file suit because it is a notoriously conservative institution, run by Jim Towey, the former head of George W. Bush’s Faith-Based Office. But it’s also possible that Ave Maria was quicker to the draw because it saw in Obama’s policy exactly what it had been warned about in the flesh by Santorum four years ago: the hand of Satan. Like a Dan Brown novel, it’s all wound together...

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I await with bated breath the rebuttal by SNL's Church Lady on behalf of Santorum. Seriously, can this shit get any stranger? What the hell is going on with the conservatives in this country?

- Tristan

February 21, 2012 at 6:14pm

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So is there a "Satan" version of Godwin's Law?

- timteeter

February 21, 2012 at 6:35pm

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Oh jeez I was kidding about the devil in my other comment, on the public education thread. I guess this guy isn't kidding. AAAACCCKKKKKKKKKKKKK.

- Sophia

February 21, 2012 at 6:59pm

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I wish that Obama Co. had the courage for him to give one of his race-in-America-in-Philadelphia type stem winders on attacking one's religion in this manner during a campaign. Yes, it would incite the crazies, but those morons won't vote for him anyway. The vast majority of Americans would appreciate his leadership on it.

- WandreyCer

February 21, 2012 at 7:01pm

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Santorum would be an expert on Satan, wouldn't he? They are practically on first name terms: "Rick Satan meet Rick Satanorum...."

- arnon

February 21, 2012 at 11:00pm

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Pizza saves America!

- rayward

February 21, 2012 at 11:28pm

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Who is this guy Santorum to make pronouncements on religion? May Zeus smite him for his prideful ignorance and cast him to the underworld.

- paskunac

February 22, 2012 at 7:04am

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"If you were Satan, who would you attack in this day and age?” Moammar Qadaffi last year was a good start - his wardrobe really looked like the kind of stuff Satan would wear around Hell from time to time. But with Qadaffi, Arafat and Saddam already in Hell, I'm not sure who else up here would be up to Satan's sartorial standards -- maybe the guy in the sweater vests?

- wildboy

February 22, 2012 at 9:45am

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I watched the news the other night, and Pittsburgh, PA area GOP propaganda outlets are positively gushing over this guy. At least I got a nice chuckle out of the one lady they interviewed, who was gushing like a river about how Santorum stood for all her conservative values, which she enumerated as "pro-life, and all those other, conservative values".

- GSpinks

February 22, 2012 at 11:43am

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