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You are Malala Yousafzai, age 15. You have spent several years of your childhood advocating for girls’ education in the Swat Valley of Pakistan, a place where many well-armed people do not look kindly upon this endeavor. A few weeks ago, while riding a school bus, you are shot in the face by a Taliban militant. You somehow manage to survive and are taken to a British hospital for rehabilitation. Ah, but there is a silver lining to this horror: you are named to Foreign Policy’s list of the top 100 “Global Thinkers.” You are in the top 10—along with...Paul Ryan!
Arguably the only things more superfluous than magazine lists (something that, yes, even this magazine has been known to offer up at times) are critiques of such lists. But this latest one from Foreign Policy—featured on the cover of its new issue—is worth reckoning with for what it says about elite reputation in our era, specifically about elite reputation’s durability in the face of contrary evidence.
And no one exemplifies this better than Ryan. After he was selected as Romney’s running mate, I took a closer look at how it was that the young Wisconsin congressman had developed a reputation as a big thinker, despite the fact that the numbers in his grand manifesto didn’t really add up and that his intellectual underpinnings seemed more Fountainhead and Atlas Shrugged than Locke and Oakeshott. What I concluded was that Ryan recognized early on the value of being someone who can throw around numbers and policy in a Washington that has grown increasingly ignorant of such matters: “The upshot is that Washington now finds itself highly susceptible to doe-eyed young men brandishing graphs. What these ‘wonks’ propose doesn’t even have to add up or be scorable, as the case may be with the Ryan budget, because people who lack much policy knowledge themselves regard those who have it with a reflexive awe.” This dynamic was even stronger within Ryan’s party—as Republicans had grown more anti-government, they relied even more on people like Ryan who understood government enough to articulate the case for its dismantling.
There was a moment during the campaign when it looked like Ryan might have put all this at risk. His Tampa convention speech was so riddled with brazen elisions and deceptions that it threatened to overwhelm his reputation as the teller of hard truths; rather than making his pitch for painful Medicare reforms, Ryan spent the campaign echoing Mitt Romney’s attacks on the Medicare cost savings in Obamacare. Add in the amusing kerfuffle over vastly exaggerating his marathon time and it looked like Ryan might be seriously imperiling his hard-won image. But I suspected otherwise. I found, for one thing, that even in the day right after the convention speech, Ryan admirers like former Clinton budget chief Alice Rivlin were still willing to stick up for him, and that conservative champions like Bill Kristol and Vin Weber were willing to forgive the avoidance of entitlement reform.
And now, here Ryan is, not only being sought for a leading role in the “fiscal cliff” talks, but promoted from domestic policy wonk to “global thinker.” It’s all the more remarkable given the magazine’s framing of its list: “The backlash after the heady Arab revolutions of 2011. The rumblings of war with nuclear-aspiring Iran. The bloody persistence of Bashar al-Assad in civil war-torn Syria. Not to mention a Europe mired in its biggest crisis since World War II and an American presidential campaign that distracted and depressed in equal measure. If ever there were a year for Big Ideas, and a frustration at not hearing them from our leaders, 2012 was it. Which made it all the more rewarding—if even more challenging than usual—to identify this year’s Foreign Policy Global Thinkers.”
Wasn’t one of the “leaders” who didn’t provide those Big Ideas and instead “distracted and depressed” during the presidential campaign...Paul Ryan? The magazine addresses this contradiction by creating an alternate reality in its capsule justifying Ryan's appearance on the list: "In the 2012 presidential election, contender Mitt Romney didn't just champion Ryan's ideas -- he tapped the 42-year-old libertarian-leaning lawmaker as his running mate, catapulting the debate over the size and scope of the U.S. government to the top of the political agenda." Well, not exactly—Romney tapped Ryan and didn't champion his ideas. But whatever—after all, the list also includes a couple of the other politicians who are implicated in its introduction, Barack Obama and Angela Merkel. And Ryan’s hardly the only one who makes the cut despite some, shall we say, glitches on the resume: tied at number 38 are the Cheneys, pere et fille. The rest are pretty much what you’d expect—Clintons and Gateses and Pussy Rioters and, lo, way down at 88, fully 80 slots below the author of the Ryan plan...Juergen Habermas! All in all, the makings for an excellent cocktail party in a certain town in Switzerland. No backward baseball caps allowed!
*Addendum: It should be noted that Foreign Policy is hardly alone in pairing Paul Ryan and young Malala. They are both among the finalists whom you can vote for to be TIME’s Person of the Year!
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9 comments
Heroes aren't what they used to be. When I was a child growing up in the 1950s, one of my mother's childhood friends would visit often. We called him "captain" and knew he had been in WWII, but almost all of my friends' fathers had been in WWII, many with obvious wounds (to the body and mind, the latter we called "shell shock"). Another of my mother's childhood friends was a manager in the Yankees organization, the Yankees being my favorite team. Back then the Yankees trained in St. Petersburg, and my mother's friend arranged for me to meet my heroes, Mantle, Maris, Berra, Ford. Years later as an adult and long after my mother had died, I stumbled on an article about the "captain". Good God! It's not necessary to identify him by name, but he shot down more enemy aircraft in WWII than any Allied pilot who survived the war, and more than any Navy pilot. But that's not what's the most remarkable about the "captain". In one 90 minute span he shot down nine enemy aircraft! If he shot down nine, imagine how many must have been buzzing around him. I'd have flown back to my carrier and hidden under my bunk. Like my mother, these two men died long ago. I haven't yet decided which is the greater hero. Maybe some magazine will have a list of heroes and include them both, but probably not. Not the "captain" anyway.
- rayward
November 28, 2012 at 4:21pm
Are you sure that this list of global thinkers was not published under the title "Ripley's Believe It or Not!" where readers are asked to guess if something is true or not?
- Nusholtz
November 28, 2012 at 4:58pm
I think I'm gonna shoot myself.
- Sophia
November 28, 2012 at 5:46pm
The current Republican Party thinks the jury is still out on whether there's a globe or not.
- ironyroad
November 28, 2012 at 6:04pm
You got to meet Mantle, Maris, Berra, and Ford, rayward? Wow. They weren't my heroes (I was a Tiger fan as a kid), but I certainly was in awe of them, especially when I saw them play in Briggs (later Tiger) Stadium--where they often beat the Tigers. I'm impressed. I agree with MacGillis. Magazine lists are not only meaningless, they're ridiculous. But readers seem to like them. Ryan's name on the list means only that he was in the world spotlight for a while. He won't be on next year's list. I will not vote for him for Time's Man of the Year. I think that honor belongs to one Barack Obama.
- magboy47.
November 28, 2012 at 11:44pm
Alec MacGillis +1000.
- chaitless
November 29, 2012 at 2:24am
For a child of the WWII generation, war heroes were ever present; but my favorite baseball players were distant and unreal. As between my mother's childhood friends, it was the baseball manager who introduced me to Mantle, Maris, Berra, and Ford who made the greatest impression on me. The war hero, I didn't even know his super human accomplishments and didn't care enough to find out and did so only by accident many years later. Real heroes don't need any self-promotion; fabricated heroes exist only because of self-promotion.
- rayward
November 29, 2012 at 8:40am
A parting shot at Mr. Ryan: When he was introduced by Romney as his running mate back in August, the image of Ryan, as he strode down the steps from a battleship on which he did not serve and up to the podium, wearing a too-large suit, was that of a very small man.
- rayward
November 29, 2012 at 2:06pm
"When he landed his Grumman F6F Hellcat aboard USS Langley (Essex's flight deck wasn't clear), his six machine guns had two rounds remaining and his airplane had to be manually released from the arrestor wire due to complete fuel exhaustion." If I saw it in a movie I'm not sure I could suspend disbelief.
- mldarby
November 30, 2012 at 11:12am