THE PLANK NOVEMBER 3, 2009
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If Creigh Deeds loses today—and few candidates have hoisted themselves out of the kind of hole he’s dug—let it be known that the Commonwealth of Virginia missed out on having a very nice man in Richmond.
“When you elect a governor, you elect not only their positions, but you elect their character, their heart,” declared Senator Mark Warner, to a gamely cheering crowd of about 150 in Alexandria’s Market Square last night. “This is a good man, a man who has served Virginia and Virginians with distinction.”
“I think there’s something to be said for having a little emotion,” said the state’s other senator, Jim Webb, on Deeds’ well-known sensitivity.
The current governor Tim Kaine then explained that each of his three children in the page program at the Virginia state senate had picked Deeds as his or her favorite senator at the end of the session. “Somebody who is in a high and exalted position, who will take the time to make an impression upon a young person, that’s my kind of person,” Kaine effused. “I know his heart, I know his character, and character counts at the end of the day.”
As the state’s Democratic firmament praised Deeds, the candidate stood off to the side of the stage, smiling, not talking to anyone. When Kaine called him up onstage, Deeds approached people in at the border of the crowd and started hugging and handshaking. Those he made contact with seemed more surprised than anything else to find themselves being embraced by the gangly Deeds; he comes off more like a man pretending to be a candidate than the real thing.
“I can’t believe this!” he said after arriving at the podium, his voice halting and boyish, blue eyes wide. Breaking with the rally’s theme of denying the inevitable, he tried a little morbid humor. “Sometimes, when I look at the polls, I feel like … the most decorated marine in the history of the Corps, when he was trapped in Korea in December of 1950, he called his troops together, and he said ‘Ok guys, they’re in front of us, they’re behind us, they’re on our right, they’re on our left. We got ‘em just where we want ‘em!’”
Earlier that morning, Deeds’ opponent, Bob McDonnell, had also swung through Alexandria. A parking lot behind the squat, white-painted brick headquarters had been pressed into service as a rallying ground, and staff smushed supporters in front of a makeshift stage for maximum television effect. This ticket wasn’t as preoccupied with being nice.
“Good morning, Northern Virginia!” roared Bill Bolling, the incumbent lieutenant governor. “Or, as they’re going to be calling it tomorrow night, McDonnell, Bolling, and Cuccinelli country!”
“They’re getting so desperate on the other side they’re thinking of flying Tim Kaine into Virginia,” joked the attorney general candidate, Ken Cuccinelli. “We aim to win Northern Virginia. And if we do that, if we perform that well, it isn’t just gonna be the top of the ticket, we aren’t going to be talking just about victory,” he said, holding a broom that read “McBollinelli” and using it to sweep the stage.
Not long ago, Alexandria was the locus of a strong Democratic wave in Northern Virginia that had swept Mark Warner, Tim Kaine, and Jim Webb into office. Last year, the town broke 72 percent for Obama. But a victory by one Republican city councilman in a May election had put blood in the water, and while Deeds delights in his farm country roots, McDonnell has tied himself to the region at every turn.
“Wow, is it great to be back in Northern Virginia, especially this special town of Alexandria, where I went to high school just down the road at Bishop Ireton. During my time in college, I worked for four years for the city of Alexandria for the bicentennial in 1976,” he began, as his two daughters and wife Maureen, resplendent in long blonde hair and high red heels, stood behind him. “Our roots go back a long way in this historic city, and our path to victory was paved right here in Alexandria!”
By the end, at nine in the morning, it was still cold—a pair of Pekingese dogs wearing hand-made “McDognell for Virginia” jackets shivered violently. The band of candidates clambered back into their none-too-fancy RV, and set off for points south, leaving behind a crowd milling around excitedly. Someone handed out flyers for the next night’s victory party at an Alexandria bar. Beer might be flowing there when the polls close this evening, but there’s nothing—certainly not niceness—more intoxicating than success.
7 comments
Deeds may be the Joe Biden of Virginia. I can't think of anyone in the state in the last ten years whom I would rather serve as governor. If I were emperor of the world at any point since 1991, I would have appointed Biden to be president of the United States, and since the late 1990s I'd have appointed Deeds to be governor of Virginia. But not in a million years would Emperor Me have appointed Biden to be the Democratic candidate for president, because he would make a terrible candidate for president. Good at the job, not capable of winning the job. Since Deeds came within a slightly better turnout in any one precinct in the commonwealth of beating McDonnell for the AG job four years ago, I thought he would be a much stronger candidate than he has turned out to be.
- rhubarbs
November 3, 2009 at 12:40pm
Not familiar with Virginia politics or Deeds. Very familiar with Biden: I find him to be of below average intelligence, with horrible judgement and with a penchant to talk so much without thinking that he'd cause havoc with foreign policy. Is he a nice guy-who knows? I understand that he was an incredible father after death of wife-for this, he's an honorable man. Why doesn't Virginia-who went Obama in '08-also want the nice man?
- lobosven
November 3, 2009 at 1:07pm
What political acumen - motormouth Joe Biden as president. It is a good thing that we don't have emperors.
- liberal reformer
November 3, 2009 at 1:38pm
Yes, libref, it is a very good thing we don't have emperors. Because I wouldn't stop with appointing Joe Biden president. I'd realign major league baseball into three two-division leagues and outlaw the designated hitter. Avocado would be criminalized. William Yard would be minister of culture. Kings and Deadwood would go back into production, even if that required cloning Ian McShane. And people who reflexively oppose liberal policies and candidates would be banned from using the word "liberal" in their screen names. Mine would indeed be a reign of terror. Regarding Biden, if people want to buy into the media-generated BS narrative about what a gaffer he is, that's their business. I've been reading Biden's foreign-policy speeches since the end of the Cold War, and I draw from his body of work an entirely different conclusion about the man. Even if I'm wrong about Biden, the larger point remains that there are people who would do a terrific job as president but who lack the skill set required to wage a credible campaign for president, and Deeds appears to be that type of politico: the person ideally suited to hold the top job, but poorly suited to winning the top job.
- rhubarbs
November 3, 2009 at 2:29pm
Avocado forever! Sic semper tyrannis! I know little about Deeds, aside from what is forcibly shoved in my face by virtue of living nearby the Northern Virginia media market. He may be a very nice guy. But that sure hasn't come across in his campaign.
- ratnerstar
November 3, 2009 at 2:52pm
Niceness. Pshaw. Biden was a terrible Presidential candidate, yes, but because he has a tendency to say stupid, stupid things. Deeds, on the other hand, was a terrible gubernatorial candidate because not because of a loose tongue, but because of the MOST INEPT CAMPAIGN MANAGEMENT EVER. I'd've only bolded it, but we haven't been given that privilege yet for the comments, and it deserves emphasis. I'd almost say Katherine Harris ran a better campaign for the Senate. Deeds took an election where he had at his disposal Senator Mark Warner, who could essentially get Satan elected were he to forcefully endorse, and incumbent Governor Tim Kaine, who, as head of the DNC, could funnel approximately eighty trillion dollars into this race. Between the resources made available to him, Deeds should have been able to grind McDonnell into tiny, tiny pieces and coast to victory. Instead, the first time I ever heard Mark Warner's voice in a Deeds commercial was OCTOBER, and the DNC's $5 million appears to have been spent on...what? Pizzas? Just to compare, Jim Webb beat incumbent George Allen in the statewide Senate race three years ago with $1 million against Allen's $7 million. Allen had his Macaca Moment; McDonnell did, too, with his thesis. Deeds has still managed to blow it. And we all have to pay for it. By the way, why were the comments for the previous Deeds thread closed before a single person commented?
- janus
November 3, 2009 at 3:16pm
test Yes we have.
- dylanposer
November 3, 2009 at 5:41pm